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    I might be dumb enough to delete my email accounts
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    Decided not to have sex or jerkoff for 2 months.

    That way I can go longer and harder at the gym, this will be a challenge.. but if I can do this I can do anything.

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    will you still habitually suck dick or let a man cum on you?

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    I'm single.

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    so yes

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    The Fucking Voice of Actually
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    Add in no posting for two months.

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    Canadian Fury
    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    dude you are going to be so backed up

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    For a second, I had to figure out if you were referring to my statement, or Ansem's biology.

    It could actually go either way...
    much like Ansem

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    Journal entry#1

    I'm positive I will resist the temptation even tho I saw my baby's perfect ass. Maybe I'll dry hump the pillow even tho it will hurt. It might help me take my mind off her if i cant stop and that way I wont ejaculate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    dude you are going to be so backed up
    you know how good its going to feel after 2 months?

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    Canadian Fury
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    Wouldn't dry humping probably make it worse?

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    Shiro if we dry hump each other will we still be straight?

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    Canadian Fury
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    Doesn't get much straighter.

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    didn't conformity do this this past spring?

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    no ones original anymore, should go play spin the bottle with a nail gun and a trampoline imo

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    hold on

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    i have to fart

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    ok go on

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    you were saying something about jerking off ????

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    Continuity error, you said you were single, but then said "...saw my baby's perfect ass".

    Shit is ruining the story!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnsemGaga View Post
    you know how good its going to feel after 2 months?
    For what, 5 seconds? Clearly that makes the two months of agony worth it.

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