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  1. 2010-08-20 16:23 #1
    Kuya
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    I'm going to buy a vibrator, and then stick it up my ass

    I will let you guys know of my findings.
  2. 2010-08-20 16:29 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    I thought vibrators were the ones with just the vibrating part that you press against the clit, dildos are the things that are actually inserted.
    The dildo and the vibrator got married and had kids.
  3. 2010-08-20 16:32 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    I thought vibrators were the ones with just the vibrating part that you press against the clit, dildos are the things that are actually inserted.
    http://i36.tinypic.com/2zjjl90.jpg
  4. 2010-08-20 16:41 #4
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    that mans erection is inside his leg
  5. 2010-08-20 16:43 #5
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    The current theory is that this will feel fucking awesome, but first we must experiment.
  6. 2010-08-20 16:46 #6
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    Kuya, don't you think you are too sexy to take it up the ass?
  7. 2010-08-20 16:46 #7
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    when you buy this vibrator you have to buy a magazine or a chocolate bar at the same time so it doesn't appear weird

    the magazine can't be 'butt vibrators monthly' either
  8. 2010-08-20 16:53 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antithesis View Post
    Kuya, you are sexy take it up the ass?
    ftfy

    Just because everybody you know who takes it up the ass is unattractive.
  9. 2010-08-20 16:58 #9
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    The few times i got fucked, i did not like it, so a prostate vibrator sounds like the next best thing. And technically, it's not fucking myself. Technically.
  10. 2010-08-20 16:58 #10
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    Actually, a prostate vibrator sounds even better than getting fucked.
  11. 2010-08-20 17:17 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    The few times i got fucked
    NO KUYA!
  12. 2010-08-20 17:18 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    The few times i got fucked, i did not like it,
    This just in: Kuya became straight.
  13. 2010-08-20 21:30 #13
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    Some guys aren't good at fucking. It's reasonable that he didn't like it from dbags or noobs.
  14. 2010-08-20 21:42 #14
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    tags
  15. 2010-08-20 22:47 #15
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    >go to beach at age 35
    >wearing a speedo
    >my swollen testicles hang out one side and my micropenis out the other
    >a beach balls falls and crushes my balls
    >i ejaculate immediately and shit my speedo
    >2 hot girls come and see my with my swollen blue testicles and my cum and shit filled speedo holding their beach ball
    >they call the cops
    >get arrested
    >put in police car
    >my testicles get slammed in the door
    >cum instantly and shit my speedo again all over the police car
    >police shove their sticks up my ass and step on my balls more
  16. 2010-08-20 23:17 #16
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    Hi kuai
  17. 2010-08-21 18:26 #17
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    well it's about time
  18. 2010-08-21 18:52 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    I thought vibrators were the ones with just the vibrating part that you press against the clit, dildos are the things that are actually inserted.
    people like you make me feel like the most worldly person alive. thank you. thank you.
  20. 2010-08-21 19:45 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    tags

    :D
    Oh my what is going on in here...
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