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    Woman's Third Unassisted Child Birth on Lawn Standing Up in the Cold

    ITT: The thread title.

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    My due date got closer which I had calculated to the 31st May. My pregnancy had been quite uneventful. I had gone without any prenatal care but took care for body and soul so that nothing could disturb my baby's growth. I expected to go beyond my due date as it had been with the other two. That's why I did not pay much attention to the mild contractions I had afternoon and evening 30th May. They ceased when I went to bed. Contractions returned the next day, but I did not pay much attention to them, either. With Jonathan, I had had regular contractions on several days more than one week before he was actually born. Contractions got a little more intense in the evening compared to the day before, though. At 9 p.m. I put the kids to bed and now had to concentrate and breathe during each wave. A good training for later when things really start, I thought. The kids were not very tired and after 15 minutes Tim took over. I went downstairs to check e-mails and visit the homebirth-forums. At 9.18 p.m. I wrote there: "...today is due date. I'm contracting but not sure. Maybe this is it, maybe not."

    Tim came downstairs short after 10 p.m.. The kids slept finally. I told him I had contractions but was not sure if this was it. He suggested we took a shower and made us ready for bed as usual and then see what happens in the meantime. Besides we still had plans to take nice belly pictures. While in the bathroom I started sweating and shivering at the same time, my legs started shaking. I commented that I would not be able to sleep with the contractions I now had. Tim was worried if it was normal that I was shivering. I said: Yes, it's normal during transition. My brain had analysed that this was transition but somehow I was far from truly realizing it. It was much too early. Contractions were far too mild. Besides, we still wanted to take pictures and I had made plans to go shopping with my mother-in-law the next day. Johanna needed shoes, a jacket, t-shirts...

    There was no time to get the camera stand or similar extravagances. We managed three pictures and I repeated saying, that I actually found it inconvenient to give birth that day. With the last picture I felt the first contraction coming with a real urge to bear down. I guess that's why it became the best of the three. "We have to hurry!" I exclaimed. During this wave I felt the need to poo and rushed to the bathroom as soon as it was over. At the bathroom door the next wave hit and my waters broke.

    Now I had definitely understood. "I go into the teepee." Now or never, I thought, and off I went as fast as possible. That's what I wanted, giving birth in the teepee. I had imagined hanging onto the rope in the middle and giving birth to my baby. With Jonathan's birth I had missed something to hang onto so this would be the perfect way to go, or so I thought. I grabbed the bag with the birthing stuff I had prepared just earlier that day (after all I had been convinced to go at least one week beyond my due date just until one hour ago). Then I left the house heading toward the tent. A few meters and the next wave hit. Only a few steps and another wave and I could already feel the head. The teepee was barely 15 meters away but I knew I would not make it. It felt like eternity until Tim came. He had fetched coal and lighter on his way so that we should have it warm in the teepee. Luckily he brought the camera, too. After all it was my wish to get this birth on tape. Then the head was out and with the next contraction the body followed. I crouched down and let him slide onto the grass. It was 10.56 p.m., six minutes after we had taken the last belly picture. I took him up and he looked at me with big eyes. We covered him with a towel as he began to complain about the cold.Then we sat in the grass for a while, astonished. Everything had happened so very fast that the whole situation felt somehow unreal. Finally we headed to the house. After I had birthed the placenta on the lawn to avoid indoor cleaning, I took a shower and then the three of us huddled together in bed for the rest of the night.

    Johanna and Jonathan missed the whole event. They got to welcome their baby brother the next morning. Tim sat up the Swedish flag, as it is common to do here on special days, so the curious neighbors got the news and some dropped by immediately.

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    https://sites.google.com/site/pregna...mebirth8-14-10

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    Here is the video:

    http://www.mybestbirth.com/video/unassisted-birth81410

    The husband took the camera to the back to get some ass footage and all there was was ass cheeks, an anal cream pie, and a baby's head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuitton View Post
    Here is the video:

    http://www.mybestbirth.com/video/unassisted-birth81410

    The husband took the camera to the back to get some ass footage and all there was was ass cheeks, an anal cream pie, and a baby's head.
    I just jerked off to that video.
    More fap material: http://sites.google.com/site/pregnancyvideos/

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    I feel bad for all these babies once they grow up and find videos of their birth on the internet in random places babies aren't normally delivered (on the front lawn, ect) as well as seeing their mom's gross anal cream pie (wtf is up with that?) I know she says she had to take a dump right before she gave birth, but still... Maybe she wiped hastily and left some tissue hanging on her asshole? Or her husband wanted to fuck her ass while she was contracting for that extra tightness.

    I am surprised the husband and wife could fall asleep so easily. You'd think their adrenaline would have been pumping for this. She didn't spend hours in labor or anything either. She just ran outside, spread her legs, and five seconds later a baby popped out and was in her arms. Bitch just picks it up off the grass like it happens all the time and walks back inside the house and goes to bed?

    Bitch please.

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    The way she described it got me all hot and bothered.

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    wife is 6 months now, that shit is fucking crazy. It's our first so I can't imagine going unassisted but shit this is incredible. Not judging these people or anything because we've obv being doing it in this fashion without doctors for thousands of years without complications but shitfuck this is insane and breathtaking to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuitton View Post
    gross anal cream pie (wtf is up with that?)
    She'd had 2 kids. Natural childbirth = anal is the only way he gets any pleasure. Unselfish chicks get planned c-sections.

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    Pretty amazing to watch, stuff like this is exciting for me to watch, (not that way you facking perverts) because delivering babies is what I hope to be doing in a couple years.

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    on your lawn?

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    Yep right in the middle of my lawn lol.

    I meant being a midwife, not giving birth in the middle of my lawn haha.

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    should have specified, you are in Texas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    stuff like this is exciting for me to watch because delivering babies is what I hope to be doing in a couple years.
    lol

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    I facepalmed after I reread what I wrote, it sounded better in my head, fuck off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    eww. Breeders
    lol

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    Wow I've never witnessed a birth before let alone on a lawn in nightvision. Being 24 soon 25 I still can't see myself as a father although I'd probably make a fine one but I'll be looking forward to that special moment when a part of me is born in miniature form that I'lll be able to hold in my arms.

    Truly a miracle in the making. Thanks for sharing~

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    Freaked me out but amazed me at the same time. Jesus Christ.

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    Miracle.. really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinox View Post
    lol
    I don't get it

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    I can't help you.

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    Child birth is an amazing thing. But to do it like this seems risky. Especially falling asleep right after it took its first breath. Seems they were more interested in recording and showing the world then the safety of the child.

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