Random Fail VIII: Your Not Fail, You're Are.

[isladar]

The one that started it all: http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/ffxi-...ndom-fail.html

Lets keep it going!

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/68881...y-lm-17-a.html

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/74986...gothacked.html

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/showthread.php?t=81684

http://bluegartr.com/forum/showthread.php?t=85443

VI: Countdown to Banning Pchan

VII: Who's Next

[Overburn]

So who was next?

[ferigor]

Best fail title so far.

[Yugl]

Should have been "Real SMN: Check us out on Facebook".

[StevenW]

How exactly does this work?

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...HOTOBUCKET.jpg

[Fievel]

lol @ the whm missing you with bene, skills.

[StevenW]

Oh lol, strange that it was exactly the amount of HP I cured for. Guess I got real lucky.

[Darkmagi]

From last thread: Probably just casting minuets on rng.

[Dooom]

Screenshot showed all the frontliners being hit with minuet.

[Darkmagi]

Oh my bad then. Fail unless 2 BRD :/

[LiquidFriend]

So according to QCDN.org forums poster Alereth, SMN burning is just pure evil unless you do it the way they think it should be done.

But my point is that its NOT evil if you go about it correctly. Look at it like this, say you want to burn COR. Already, I don't have to worry about you. you have RNG at 75, so I know you know your basic ranged info and you have BLU at 75 which means you're patient as hell and will skill up.

This is what they had to say in defense to their way of Astral burning, which is apparently not evil.

75 RNG = They know how to play COR

It's good to see they stood their moral high ground and didn't quickly exp shitty players...hey wait a minute.

You're looking at it as an extreme evil though. Yes, i'll admit that burns have led to ALOT of high level players that don't know what the hell they are doing. But you have to look at the people who do it the right way. There are those who just want to fill in the slow level gaps on jobs that they either already know, or have already learned what they NEED to learn.

It's ok for them though, they have a foolproof way of knowing if a player is worth a shit or not! Wait, didn't they just mention they burned some dumb ass players?

Thanks again for merging us with this wonderful server, Square-Enix.

[Squirrels]

I love how I'm gimp for following the PT leaders'(which is the tardhorse Yoichi RNG) instructions and giving March/Minuet.

Yes I know Marchx2 is better in 99.9% of situations and it probably would've worked better in this one. But when I just get off work, don't feel like arguing and just want exp, I do as asked.

Note: when PT moved to Colibri was asked to still give March/Minuet and refused, but you guys all knew that right?

[Khajit]

So if you get told to sing gavotte for a bunch of rng by the pt leader you're completely ok with that?

[Valisk]

I do as asked.

Quit while you're behind. No point in defending yourself.

[Cairthenn]

Why do people give morons relics?

[Limlight]

yet they make those who know how to use said relic do 3500 more ws kill shots -_-

[Konda]

so got kicked from a 4melee 1 pld 1 rdm pt when still in WG for calling out a gimpfuck SAM...

who decides to be all badass 4mins later via tell:
-he claims to be trying to "add me to his collection" whatever the fuck that is
-played RL card after about 30 seconds
-domaru apparently looks cool
-hagun is all you need to outdmg ppl on SAM


this is the best of it...

Spoiler: show

http://i928.photobucket.com/albums/a...629_181902.png

tldr:
-im send keylogger onto ur comp via tell
-i ran dynamis LS and got 2 sets of relic equipment
-all the mean greedy ppl will stay on ff11 and all the cool nice people will go to ff14
-salvage sucks and i dont like it because i did 5 runs and only got "marducks crap"


fuck lv80 and having to deal w/ this shit again -.-;;;;;;;

[Draylo]

Random fail is people undercutting hagun by 100k and then buying Shinsoku!

[Shenrien]

so, after reading Kondas post it kinda makes me think that, FFXI is Heaven, and FFXIV will be all the rejects descending to hell.

[fredjanx]

FFXI is Heaven, and FFXIV will be all the rejects descending to hell.

QFT
Another random fail: SAMs selling their haguns and using an inferior GKT until they obtain Masamune 6 months later