Three times the excellence.

[Demosthenes]

Brazilian women might be the epitome of beauty. Black, European, and Native American genes blended together to create the perfect race of women. Bronze skin, stacked bodies, excellent faces. Until someone finds a large population of women just about evenly mixed between three races this will continue to be true.

[Tagus]

I've worked with & known several brazilian guys and girls, and all of them were pretty nasty, but they make a mean sangria

[Demosthenes]

Elaborate on nasty. To look at or be around?

[Tagus]

Some reasons:

Unnaturally bad acne for their age, wierd smells, sexual ambiguousness, hosting bbq's & using bags of cubed salt on all the meat (I gained 8 pounds at one of their bbq's once because of the ridiculous salt levels), they constantly try to sell me those yellow subway sandwich stickers by the roll (probably stolen), and they like to wear clothing that is rainbow colored...

although they are very friendly. I would feel guilty for posting this if they read it, due to their friendliness. Not a sexy group, though.

[Tagus]

Also the women have very skinny figures, and are very timid almost to the point of annoyance, which I suppose would be a better response to the attractiveness question

[Tagus]

Great, now I feel like an asshole again, because they're really nice people. I need to stop talking so much shit.

[Tagus]

They're constantly saying shit to me like HEYJIMBOYOUCOMELETSHAVEBARBAQUETEEHEEHEE all run on sentences and shit... it's so cute the way they try to be normal, but their salted meats make this impossible

[Qalbert]

three times the asscellence

[Demosthenes]

asstastic

[Demosthenes]

asstacular

[Tagus]

I need to lay off the evening coffee

[Tagus]

assplendent

[Lucienne]

My best friend is half brazilian-half finnish, one of the hottest women I know.

Spoiler: show

Don't ask, it was a silly rp thingy. It actually really doesn't do her justice, but I don't have any better pictures of her for whatever reason.

http://i63.servimg.com/u/f63/14/03/18/70/vampir10.jpg

And you have forgotten to mention that Brazilian Portuguese just sounds really hot too.
It's not fair. Not fair!

[Tagus]

Oi! Tudo Bem!

That's pretty much all they taught me, and I probably spelled it wrong.

My Brazilian friends do not look like your Brazilian friend, btw. I think I got the runts of the litter.

[Demosthenes]

Don't ask, it was a silly rp thingy. It actually really doesn't do her justice, but I don't have any better pictures of her for whatever reason.

http://i63.servimg.com/u/f63/14/03/18/70/vampir10.jpg

I hit both and not regret it.

[-Ant-]

i'd hit all 3

[Tagus]

I'd fuck that one girl's fur hat

[Chun Liroy]

I'll take the good ole' french vanilla.

http://parksandrecreationtv.com/wp-c...hida_jones.jpg

[Chun Liroy]

Or that Caramel(la)

http://1hiphopucit.com/wp-content/up...0/05/Dash1.jpg

[Lucienne]

And here I am trying to actually support Demo's point not to derail the thread.

My Brazilian friends do not look like your Brazilian friend, btw. I think I got the runts of the litter.

Of what I understand the looks differ a lot depending on which part of Brasil you come from. In the south they are more light skinned and richer due to the many europeans. In north they are more black and poor. This is a really horrible generalization though.