Hey you fast food fucks

[Senoska]

So any time I get fast food I am apparently incapable of getting my order right. Me and my brother have a running joke, but its true, they literally cannot get this shit right.

So my stoned ass wanted tacobell. I get in my car, cruise down the road, the 3 miles it is to tacobell, and order three simple things. I want a bean 5 layer burrito, a bean burrito, and a pepsi. The guy is like "$6, second window." I thought that shit was expensive, I ordered two things off the dollar menu and a drink. A bean burrito is $0.89 for god sake. How is it $6.

So I ask the stupid bitch at the window. "Hey, I just wanted two burritos off the dollar menu and a drink." "Yeah, we're not a franchised tacobell. Our prices are not what is reflected on television." Now I know this isnt true but I really just want the fucking tacobell and don't want to sit here and argue with the bitch, so I was like "Fine, here." I give the bitch my card. She hands me two drinks. I stare at her fat ugly fucked up hurrdurr face for a good 5 seconds before going "Are you serious? I just told you all I wanted was a drink and two burritos." I took the second drink out of her sausage fingers.

She handed me my bag, and the change she now had to make to balance out what she over charged me. "Finally," I thought "sweet justice. I got a free drink out of the deal." I sit down to enjoy my taco deliciousness, open them up, only to find beef in BOTH MY FUCKING BURRITOS. I ordered a fucking bean burrito and she gave me a burrito supreme.

Is it that fucking hard to put a taco in a fucking bag? I mean seriously, your fat retarded ass gets drug tested so we know you're not high. You don't have an excuse. What the fuck is your problem? Is it something I said? I know you can't be so stupid to pick up a pre-fucking made burrito and put it in a bag. You simply cannot be that stupid.

So now my high ass has food, tacobell no less, and I dont want to eat it because it has fucking beef. So I gotta go get in my car and waste the goddamn gas to go 6 miles down the road, just to go through this shit again.

TL : DR:

Fuck the bitch at tacobell.

[Ksandra]

this thread is making me crave tacobell.

[Meat]

if i made a thread insulting the bitch at the salad bar i go to, would it have the same effect?

[Chun Liroy]

tl;dr

[Qalbert]

seno is pmsing about being too pussy to eat beef

[Ksandra]

if i made a thread insulting the bitch at the salad bar i go to, would it have the same effect?

actually, I know you won't believe it, but I love salad.

[Ragnell]

Wendys Spicy chicken salad is fucking amazing

[Chun Liroy]

Buffalo Chicken Salad is awesome--buffalo chicken anything is awesome.

[Chun Liroy]

Fuck i'm starving and there's nothing to eat anywhere and I have no money.

[Kiarax]

Buncha rabbit ass motherfuckers ITT.