if u could fuck the same gender spam poster

[Arvin]

who would u pick

my pick is meat of course

[Ragnell]

we did this already

[Arvin]

theres new people in spam

[Arvin]

whatever fuck u man im bored.............

[Kiarax]

Numbers is the only other woman I would scissor.

[Cheerios]

Colenzo because he only turns down pussy

[Shiroikage]

shiro

[Antithesis]

Oh boy, where do I start.

[Mertron]

gays should be forced to pick opposite sex

[Mertron]

bisexuals should jump in front of a bus

[Arvin]

rofl

[Meat]

I'd marry Arvin but I'd rape rocl. I'd smile with glee thinking about this little white body being tossed around like a ragdoll. He'd feel my large calloused manly hands hold him down as he squirmed in futility trying to escape.

[Ksandra]

bisexuals should jump in front of a bus

what if the one you pick is a bisexual?

I'd fuck silverbreese all night long

[Arvin]

I'd marry Arvin but I'd rape rocl. I'd smile with glee thinking about this little white body being tossed around like a ragdoll. He'd feel my large calloused manly hands hold him down as he squirmed in futility trying to escape.

[Arvin]

boner irl

[Antithesis]

Let us see:

Ragnell: With Raggy, you get the security that his penis wont be small (six inches at minimum.) He is quite slim yet packs a bit of muscle and seems to know how to work his stuff. You get the added bonus of him being on the "white man" side of the fence in terms of personality and you have an ideal black man for hot, steamy sexual relations.

Meat: With Meat, you get the added benefit of a large and muscular young man who can probably bench press you ten or more times. His overall body has been chiseld by former Greek gods so he is ensured to have not only a well averaged penis but the libido and rabidness of a rabbit.

Krye: If you are into masochism or sadistic, pleasurable torture, you can't go wrong with Krye for his name says it all. No matter the size of his penis small, medium or large, he will make you shed tears during sex be it for you first time or a new experience.

Tyven: Tyven gives you the guarantee that during sex, you are not going to have a pleasurable time, but an enjoyable and possibly humorous one as well. With the general look of the typical "American Brewser" Tyven is sure to have a well sized penis (not as big as Raggy or Meat) but you can count on some girthyness in his penis. Who knows, he might even throw in some kinky foreplay with his sweater vests.

Shiro: Shiro's Canadian heritage assures you nothing but kindness and warm love. However, a few beers will probably awaken the Canadian lumberjack that dwells within him. Shiro's inexperience might seem like a deterrent but his wholesomeness simply adds to the charm.

Numbers: Numbers is sure to make you leave the sexual encounter with a vivid recollection of what happend. Due to Numbers' strange tendencies, don't be alarmed if he brings lady friend to join in on the action. Be sure to leave your memories of "Elphaba Numbers" at the door before sexually intercoursing with Numbers.

Demosthenes: If you were to ask me what I believe is the abstract concept of what a cool man with a cool attitude would be I would point to Demo and say "That." A black man almost certainlly guarantees a large penis like Raggy. A large selection of hats means Demo has a hat of any flavor for all occasions.

Kuya: A soon to be lawyer with a body comparable to Venus. Self-explanatory.

Skirkle: If you like money, can't go wrong here.

Spaghetti: Having sex with Spaghetti means you are going to be having a wonderful time all the time because all he will be doing is sticking his penis into you while making jokes that will cause you to smirk so hard your mouth will be coming off your face. Assumed to be anglo-saxon which means a average sized penis. Not too shabby.

Rocl: Equivalent to having sex with the Mafia boss. Rocl might be effeminate with a small penis but he has seen shit before and knows how to work with what he has got. Rocl also guarantees safety from all future Roclcaust (Unless suddenly he doesn't, surprise.)

Perm (Finesse): If you want nothing more than to get badmouthed, abused and possibly raped during your sexual intercourse, Perm is a difficulty person to go wrong with. More than likely to posses an above-average penis, he also knows how to dress and get you in bed faster than John F Kennedy's assassination.

Howie Roary: A man who isn't afraid of a little experimentation. Being Canadian also means, like Shiro, he is kind and sweet but has shown on numerous occasions to be a devilish bastard. Like most other white men, expect a more or less averaged sized penis.

Mizango: A black man AND a college grad? Fuck everyone else, I'm going with this guy.

Woozie: See Mizango.

[Bebopaloo]

cant take them all fgt so pick one. dibs on kuya, suckitttt

[Antithesis]

I AM TRYING TO WEIGHT THEM OUT BUT THEY ARE ALL SO GOOD. THIS IS HARD.

[Kiarax]

Well Anti ruined this.

[Ragnell]

I have a white personality? fuck you guys