so help me out here a sec

[Callisto]

I don't even remember who the convo was with or how it started but I was talking about God of War 3 with someone and it came up to the absurd number of cookie-cutter action games that are pretty much identical clones of it...and I had said that I thought that pretty much the granddaddy of those types of games was DMC, as far as the 3D slash-shit-up, collect souls to upgrade weapons/skills, inevitably get 3 alternate weapons with one being a spear/lance/bo staff type of deal, one being a shitty h2h that noone ever uses, and one being a giant lugging sword/hammer thing that is slow as balls.

Was there a different game before DMC that started it? I feel like there is but I can't think of it

[Qalbert]

when did ninja gaiden come out on ecksbawks

[Qalbert]

couple years after dmc1 i think, but its along similar lines

[Callisto]

also not sure when the quicktime shit came in

[Qalbert]

perhaps you missed the "3D, collecting souls etc for upgrades and move" and so on bits

[Qalbert]

dumbass

[Qalbert]

shut the fuck up you pretentious twat, you aren't funny, you aren't insightful, and no one gives two shits what you think about video games. fuck off.

[Odesseiron]

Hey Qal, come WoW with us

[Qalbert]

Being wrong makes you mad it seems.

no, pretentious twats who think that anyone asking a question that is even remotely related somehow gives them the right to spout off from their fountain of inanity, is what annoys me.

[Qalbert]

Hey Qal, come WoW with us

bout to have dinner, will be on afterwards. what level are you anyways?

[Odesseiron]

bout to have dinner, will be on afterwards. what level are you anyways?

Halfway to 66, so I can almost start doing stuff with you guys

[Qalbert]

except I am neither. I am calling you out on your bullshit, you sad sorry excuse for a man

[Qalbert]

at least I accept all of my flaws and don't try to hide behind some shoddily constructed mask of self-righteousness.

[Krye]

Qalbert is mad

[Qalbert]

when I am mad I hold down the shift key sir

[Qalbert]

AND I ALSO FUCKING SAY FUCK A FUCKING LOT, FUCKING SHIT FUCK

[Krye]

I was going to stick up for him for creatively expressing himself while all you do is eat but I'm still not in his fanfic so I'm not going to after all.

[Qalbert]

HEY SOMETIMES I SHIT AND EVEN I WONT EAT ON THE TOILET

[Qalbert]

YET

[Krye]

WHO THE FUCK IS CHIZ