WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[Ansems]

I"M NOT A WHORE WHEN IT COMES TO MEN GOD DAMMIT!
Since I came back from Cuba I've been chilling with a new Bro. Last night one of the regulars asks me if something was going on between he and I, I quickly said "No, we're just friends". He's like "Yeah right, You're a good liar but your face deceives you". I keep on telling him that we are only friends and he keeps telling me that he won't say anything. I asked him why he thinks that way and he replies "It's the way he is looking at you and he's very attentive"

SIGH IN THAT MOMENT THAT THIS NIGGA FINISHED THAT SENTENCE!!... My friend that I call Samurai, passes me a new box of Newports and says "Pack it up and take how many you like". Gus (the regulator) asks me why I gotta lie to him. At this point I was facepalming cause now everyone is going to think I'm doing something with Samurai and the sad truth is that nothing will ever happen cause I don't fuck friends and even if Samurai would come on to me I would never do anything cause I'm in a way faithful to my BF. I did cheat on him in Cuba but it was Cuba gdi I would hate myself if I didn't. I fucking bet tomorrow everyone is going to be talking about it.

But Gus is right, this guy has been flirting with me hardcore I and didn't notice.
When is rains, it pours.

[Mertron]

shut the fuck up leroy