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    Going to get stabbed

    I have to go to brooklyn tomorrow night. I'm going to likely get stabbed. Tell my wife and kids they mean nothing to me.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    let me see your hand

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    Better than Jone's beach, amirite?

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    Is Jones Beach that much of a shithole now? I used to go there a ton when I was a kid.

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    try to accomplish this in front of CCTV

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    What? Brooklyn is like the second whitest borough now.

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    I'm pretty white bread so I don't know anything about brooklyn. My NY travels take me to where I live (queens) and manhattan. Everywhere else is scary with colored people.

    Also because I asked a friend the easiest way to get to the L train and they told me I'd get stabbed since that's where I have to go.

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    The L train might as well be called the H train because nothing but Hipsters and Hispanics on that train. You only have to worry if you get off on Broadway Junction. Fucking hated when I needed to transfer to the A there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    The L train is might as well be called the H train because nothing but Hipsters and Hispanics on that train.
    What if I'm terrified by both of those?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno View Post
    Tell my wife and kids they mean nothing to me.
    o scun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno View Post
    What if I'm terrified by both of those?
    Wear a Hazmat suit then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno View Post
    What if I'm terrified by both of those?
    There's no need to be, they're already locked in an eternal struggle themselves... I doubt they'll even notice your presence.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno View Post
    Is Jones Beach that much of a shithole now? I used to go there a ton when I was a kid.
    It's been a shithole for at least the past decade. If I want to go to a beach I go to point lookout or something else that isn't jones. Also, certain parts of brooklyn aren't terrible. There's a chance you may still live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroikage View Post
    There's no need to be, they're already locked in an eternal struggle themselves... I doubt they'll even notice your presence.

    Kuya's people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno View Post
    Is Jones Beach that much of a shithole now? I used to go there a ton when I was a kid.

    It's where that Serial Killer in Long Island has been dropping the body parts of the people he carves up or some shit.

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    Pretty sure that wasn't Jones, or at the very least wasn't only Jones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadgye View Post
    It's been a shithole for at least the past decade.
    Oh damn. Yeah when I went it was when I was little so it'd have to of been mid/late 90s. Only problems I had with Jones was a) Too many fucking people and b) questionably colored water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadgye View Post
    Pretty sure that wasn't Jones, or at the very least wasn't only Jones.

    It's not only Jones, but the point still stands.

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    Fuck that place.

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    Somewhere around the late 90s or early 00s I was no longer able to see my feet through 6 inches of water and there were bits of shells everywhere. The waves were never great in the first place so I stopped going there sometime early in the decade.

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