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  1. 2011-08-12 12:58 #1
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    Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star (MC: 9, RT: 0%)



    Starring: Nick Swardson, Don Johnson, Christina Ricci, Stephen Dorff

    A kid from the Midwest moves out to Hollywood in order to follow in his parents footsteps and become a porn star.
  2. 2011-08-12 15:43 #2
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  3. 2011-08-12 17:36 #3
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    KEEP IT UP MILKSTER
  4. 2011-08-12 17:39 #4
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    damn Milkster, your really going all out
  5. 2011-09-07 00:17 #5
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    I sincerely believe the TV spots for this film are designed to make people not want to see it. It has to be some kind of Producers-level intentional bomb.
  6. 2011-09-07 00:33 #6
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    This has to be the biggest abortion of a movie ever made. And that's saying alot. The ads make me want to choke everyone involved in the film.
  7. 2011-09-07 05:53 #7
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    From Happy Gilmore to this...wtf Sandler.
  8. 2011-09-07 20:30 #8
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    Is this just to make Jack&Jill look better?
  9. 2011-09-07 20:37 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyro View Post
    From Happy Gilmore to this...wtf Sandler.
    ummmm, not surprising?
  10. 2011-09-08 12:31 #10
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    Red band trailer (NSFW):

    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Doesn't look any better, but at least it has tits in it. And Don Johnson does look kind of funny in it, but what the hell is he doing in this film? He could be doing actual porn, and it would be less embarrassing.
  11. 2011-09-08 15:51 #11
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    milkster you got about 5 more shitty threads before i go axe cop on you
  12. 2011-09-09 01:28 #12
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    this movie looks horrible
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    I think sandler co-wrote this abortion. Hence the extra stupid. Oh and his recurring cast is in it.
  14. 2011-09-09 12:01 #14
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    Does anyone even think Nick Swardson is funny? There's a reason his Comedy Central show got cancelled.
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    His stand up was okay, but to carry a show or movie...not really.
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    He was hilarious in Reno 911 but the last few years, not so much.
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    he was funny in blades of glory
  18. 2011-09-09 13:48 #18
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    he was funny in grandmas boy
  19. 2011-09-09 13:51 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Palin View Post
    Does anyone even think Nick Swardson is funny? There's a reason his Comedy Central show got cancelled.
    There's plenty of funny people who have failed TV shows.

    Eh I guess I shouldn't say hilarious since that implies that Nick Swardson is. I do find him funny, but I don't know if hilarious would be the right word for it.
  20. 2011-09-09 14:01 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by TacoTaru View Post
    There's plenty of hilarious people who have failed TV shows.
    See every latino comedian ever.

    Oh, wait, you said hilarious.
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