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  1. 2011-09-27 18:11 #1
    shepardG
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    I'm going to muther fucking jolly ole' England, pro-tips?

    As stated, me and the wife are planning a two week vacation to the land of high fantasy!!! we'll be landing in heathrow, and just hanging out in london for 2-4 days, then maybe visiting some friends near the airforce base there, and then ... ???

    Give me some baller ideas!

    Also, Wop, if you wanna hang out and show us a good time in London on night, me and the wife would appreciate a local who know's what's happening!
  2. 2011-09-27 18:25 #2
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    You should totally go to downtown London with a baseball bat and start beating people's heads in with it. Prepare the American invasion of Britain, do it!
  3. 2011-09-27 18:31 #3
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    inb4 someone does that in 3 weeks ,and this thread get's bumped, and I get blamed....
  4. 2011-09-27 21:03 #4
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    avoid the rioting nignogs.
  5. 2011-09-27 21:04 #5
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    Absynth, lots and lots of Absynth.
  6. 2011-09-27 21:08 #6
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    Learn the train system and don't drive. Almost hit niggas head-on multiple times. Pass by Cambridge too, big ass college city that parties like crazy.
  7. 2011-09-27 21:09 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    Absynth, lots and lots of Absynth.
    it's legal in the states, what's the big deal about absinthe? I had an absinthe cocktail like 2 days ago even
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    I don't know, had that shit both times myself, once in the UK and another time in Czech and both times were lame.
  9. 2011-09-27 21:18 #9
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    Also, on Sunday most English restaurant places serve a slow-ass roasted cooked for a few hours pork shoulder and/or roast beef that's fucking delicioius. Be sure to hit it up early because once it's done you got no choice but to wait til next week or eat one of their many generic pot pies. Also, for pubs hit up the Cross Keys, shit's like mad old-school but built today.
  10. 2011-09-27 21:18 #10
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    pork is for savages, make sure you order blood sausage in the morning for your brekkie
  11. 2011-09-27 21:23 #11
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    listen guy, go to a football match and get your hooligan on. give people a chelsea grin
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    listen guy, go to a football match and get your shit pushed in. get banana peels thrown at you
    ftfy.
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  14. 2011-09-27 23:09 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by shepardG View Post
    inb4 someone does that in 3 weeks ,and this thread get's bumped, and I get blamed....
    You know what's hilarious? When I was a member of SomethingAwful.com, something like that actually came up. Some idiot was babbling about needing a gun for home protection, right? Guy shows up on the news later because he shoots neighbors and kids and shit who were walking by his house, on his lawn, or whatever. Scary how that happens sometimes..

    Man, are you actually gonna go to London and beat people's heads in with a baseball bat? Please say you won't. I'd feel just so darn awful.
  15. 2011-09-27 23:45 #15
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    Ask them to take you to the inner sanctum.
  16. 2011-09-27 23:52 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by solanis View Post
    it's legal in the states, what's the big deal about absinthe? I had an absinthe cocktail like 2 days ago even
    The "good" stuff in it is at very reduced levels.
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    Trumpers in Westminister for the best goddamn shave of your life.

    The walk over to Saville Row and get some nice shirts.

    Then drop a dime at Le Gavroche for dinner.
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    Get a subway pass I think it was called an oyster card or some weird shit and use that.
    I went to the nearest sainsburys a lot for various things throughout my trip there wasn't expensive for different drinks and stuff.
    Don't expect food to taste the same lol if you thought fast food was garbage in america have fun over there.
    Carry valuables in your front pocket or in an inside the coat type pocket.
    Most stores close early and open later in the morning, I'm used to being able to go places after 10pm and before 10am I guess they don't.
    If you want to go to stonehenge and bath pay extra to have a tour guide drive you, it's worth it.
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    Just go to Salisbury if you want to visit Stonehenge. What's crazier is all the other stonehenge sights no one mentions besides the typical tourist one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirian View Post
    The "good" stuff in it is at very reduced levels.
    It's called Thujone and even the "good" absinthe doesn't contain nearly enough to trip balls, and even if it did, the alcohol would completely overpower it. Placebo effect. Plus, it's insanely expensive. Buy some shrooms or cacti instead.
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