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    "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    Wtf? Stupid bitch, this planet is filled with enough people. GTFO with your baby cannon firing off every goddamn year...

    Fuller house: Arkansas mom pregnant with 18th child

    Michelle Duggar gives her kids a Mother’s Day surprise: ‘We’re expecting!’

    The Duggar kids planned a big Mother's Day surprise for their mom this year. But the surprise was on them when Michelle Duggar announced on the TODAY Show that they were soon to welcome an 18th sibling.

    “We’re expecting!” the happy mother told TODAY co-host Meredith Vieira and the entire Arkansas clan. “Number 18!

    “They didn’t know. My girls watch the calendar like a hawk. We just found out on Monday night.”

    “On Monday night she brought one of the [pregnancy] testers in,” Michelle's husband Jim Bob added. “I wanted to bring it with me, but she wouldn’t let me.”

    And baby, due around New Year’s Day, would make 20.

    Joshua, the Duggars’ eldest son, said the news, two days before Mother's Day was “a shock” — if only to a point.

    “I wasn’t expecting that,” the 20-year-old said. “But it’s been nine months [since the birth of the last baby], so yeah.”
    More of this bullshit here...
    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/24537885

    People having more than 2 kids irritates me, this is just fucking irresponsible. I don't care if they're well off enough to pay for all of the children, it's just retarded to have that many goddamned kids. Bitch needs to have her shit tied in a knot.

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    While I agree with you that this is just fucking irresponsible, I also look at this from a research standpoint- there's been a lot of theorizing over what sort of genetic mutations are caused by having a large number of children (such as one theory that an immune response is developed to the process that creates males, cited as a possible cause of homosexuality and ftm transsexuals), this would be an excellent case study for some of them.

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    jim bob hyuk hyuk

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    Jim Bob?

    Edit: beaten with a stick

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    God damn. Let's give the south an even worse name. Put a cork on it bitch.

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    White Power

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    Only down South...

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    or other countries.

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    Wouldn't be a big deal 75 years ago. My grandma has, 10 kids, and a lot of my friends granparents have a really large family. I, personally, don't have a problem with it. I wouldn't do it, however.

    Wow I used an excessive amount of commas where they weren't necessary. I'll leave my stupidity for others to gloss over.

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy

    watch it so you're prepared for the future

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    I have 13 uncles/aunts, from my mother's family alone. I'm used to big families, I don't see the problem.

    Like Tyche, I wouldn't have more than 3-4, but if they want it let them have it.

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    Their names all start with J...

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    http://i27.tinypic.com/mb64ow.gif

    HEY KIDS, WE'RE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! C'mon Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sascha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, Phil!

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    Their names all start with J...
    Yeah rofl

    In any case, fuck, they're free to do this shit. I can't really judge them for this.

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    We need to send them to China/Japan. They'll fuck that bitch up.

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    I've seen some TV special about them. According to my wife, they get a new TV special every time there is a new kid.

    Given that she doesn't work, and he's like a minister or something, I wonder why they've continued to have kids. Methinks they get paid handsomely for the exposure.

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    We need to send them to China/Japan. They'll fuck that bitch up.
    Actually given Japan's declining birthrate and aging population which has seen their population curve change from a pyramid to a column since the end of the second world war, they'd welcome such prolific breeders with open arms.

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    Quote Originally Posted by Mulligan
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy

    watch it so you're prepared for the future
    Was thinking the same thing.

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    It's Arkansas, you idiots. Arkansas is not the South.

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    Re: "Mom pregnant with 18th child" (put a cork in it bitch)

    Quote Originally Posted by Mulligan
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy

    watch it so you're prepared for the future
    Jesus fucking H Christ, that movie is supposed to be a movie, not divine prophecy.

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