Don't Renig in 2012 - Vote Day

[Day]

Here are 7 Reasons you should not vote for Tyven this year.

1. Already a mod in 2 forums.



As winner of last years youmadness Tyven already holds mod status in Spam and Poopdex... wouldn't it seem a waste for Tyven to win again this year? He's been a great mod yes, but I'd like to see someone else get the status as well. Variety is, after all, the spice of life.


2. Unreliable.



Ever had plans to meet Tyven in the reals? Then I need to explain no further. At this point I'm starting to think he's actually Chari's sock account. As a matter of fact he's missed all 3 youmad tourneys. When you become known for never showing up, what does that really say about you.


3. Sweater Vests.



Come on dude really. It's 2012 brah, you're like one step away from turtle necks.


4. Bro of Solanis.



I'm not talking fake homie to troll, I'm talking he was PMing it and conversing about fake dicks and money apparently. Enough said.


5. Works for the Devil.



Tyven may seem like average black dude on the forums, don't let that fool you. He is a white fat cat that works directly for satan and by satan I mean the repubs in DC... and what worse, he lobbys for them. You heard me right, lobbying, the very cancer that is killing our great nation. He would like you to believe he is a patriot, I call bullshit. Bullshit sir, where is your dignity?


6. Tyven is actually a General poster.



One thing my researchers noticed while going through tyven's posts is that the majority of his posts are in the MMA thread and NFL thread over in the suck land that is general. The small number of posts in spam were generally "lol" type posts. I just don't think his heart is here. I'd also like to point out that Tyven only won first round vs myself last year by 3 votes, which were most likely no name general posters.


7. Likes Lil Wayne.



For reals. Pop pop tater salad.

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As you can see, when you take a step back, Tyven has not really followed through on campaign promises of blowjobs and money, and is really just a poor candidate overall. Vote Day 2012 Youmadness!

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

this was done well, I didn't know you had a superpac already shit I need to step it up

[Callisto]

I wouldn't want to be a nig the first time, much less a second

[Rocl]

#7 got me

[Day]

this was done well, I didn't know you had a superpac already shit I need to step it up

Skirks keeps putting me vs Tyven in first round... gotta come hard.

[Mertron]

you had me at douchebag jesus

[Conrad]

I love youmadness

[Sera]

dropping some truth bombs and shit

dang dawg, good work on this

i need a campaign manager

[Ragnell]

Day has my vote, a vote for Tyven is a vote for Lil wayne, I can't have that

[Charismatic]

A vote for tyven is a vote for a dude who was a bro but no longer has a bro's back and therefore is no longer a bro.

[Charismatic]

I feel betrayed.

[Charismatic]

That said, this is not a revenge vote... just makes it easier to vote for Day than it already was.

[Indeed]

This has set the bar high. I've got to figure out what I'm going to do, I don't know a thing about Anti.

You think politicians get ahead by accurately representing the other candidate? Make shit up son.

[Sera]

Yeah like
say that anti and vandole are in a gay sexual relationship

[Rocl]

Yeah like
say that anti and vandole are in a gay sexual relationship

i thought the goal was to say things that are false deliberately

[Indeed]

i thought the goal was to say things that are false deliberately

Kernels of truth make it harder to disprove a particularly damning rumor.

[Sera]

false rumors are always better if they end up having been true the whole time


m.night that shit

[Callisto]

I'm not sure if I should note vote for day because he's in a gay relationship and I'm against homobutts or vote for him because the gay relationship he's in is with me

[Sera]

follow your sausage heart calli

[Milkster]

I heard day likes to blood brother it up, all on the block iykwim.