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    LOL!

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    STOP LOOKIN AT ME SCHWAN

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    lol i thought the same

    yo swans are not fucking around

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    It's a fucking bird. Grab it's fucking neck and twist. The end.

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    BIRDPHOBE

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    Swans are fucking evil. Many are also invasive species in the US, and fuck up any ecosystem they get their nasty beaks into.

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    I'll stomp a swan's neck and cook it for fucking dinner afterwards. Fuck swans.

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    I'm going to tell you straight-up Brill, a swan can do more to you than you could pull off against it. With ease at that. Hell even a chicken could fuck a nigga up with pecks if you picked up it's chicks.

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    Swans > Geese > Ducks > Chickens. I've seen a dude get fucked up by chickens legend of zelda style.

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    but that was a herman cain ad

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    do your chickens have large talons

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    lol

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    demo thats a little kid, i will straight up murder a bird

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    demo thats a little kid, i will straight up murder a bird
    Chicken can move much faster than you can son, hope you have a weapon that is not you kicking at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quannum View Post
    but that was a herman cain ad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Chicken can move much faster than you can son, hope you have a weapon that is not you kicking at it.
    he is going to have to get close to me to attack, I WILL STRAIGHT UP MURDER A BIRD

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    demo is right, a rooster will fuck your shit up as well, fucking roosters, they bitches

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