LOL!
STOP LOOKIN AT ME SCHWAN
lol i thought the same
yo swans are not fucking around
It's a fucking bird. Grab it's fucking neck and twist. The end.
BIRDPHOBE
Swans are fucking evil. Many are also invasive species in the US, and fuck up any ecosystem they get their nasty beaks into.
I'll stomp a swan's neck and cook it for fucking dinner afterwards. Fuck swans.
I'm going to tell you straight-up Brill, a swan can do more to you than you could pull off against it. With ease at that. Hell even a chicken could fuck a nigga up with pecks if you picked up it's chicks.
Swans > Geese > Ducks > Chickens. I've seen a dude get fucked up by chickens legend of zelda style.
but that was a herman cain ad
http://www.ljplus.ru/img/m/r/mr_propper/1162471342.gif
This shit does happen.
do your chickens have large talons
lol
demo thats a little kid, i will straight up murder a bird
demo is right, a rooster will fuck your shit up as well, fucking roosters, they bitches