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  1. 2012-05-27 20:14 #1
    Milkster
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    I need to marry someone rich...

    I'll already love their money and can grow to love them as well. If not, I'll just sleep with/have an illicit affair with one of the staff but never leave the person I'm married to because that's just stupid.
  2. 2012-05-27 20:16 #2
    Cream Soda
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    I'm rich (in bicycling experience)
  3. 2012-05-27 20:23 #3
    Shiroikage
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    i need a sugar momma
  4. 2012-05-27 20:32 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    i need a sugar momma
    Me too, I've been lookin for one...
  5. 2012-05-27 21:43 #5
    Kuya
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    i don't know what i need right now
  6. 2012-05-27 21:43 #6
    Kuya
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    oh right, a six pack
  7. 2012-05-27 21:43 #7
    Kuya
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    then my life is fulfilled
  8. 2012-05-27 22:02 #8
    Chun Liroy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    oh right, a six pack
    I need this too... though I'm surprised you don't have one.
  9. 2012-05-27 22:02 #9
    Kuya
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    it's more like a two pack
  10. 2012-05-27 22:08 #10
    Shiroikage
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    If I flex, I have a six pack.
    Guess I need to eat more.
  11. 2012-05-27 22:08 #11
    Shiroikage
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    which is why i need a sugar momma
    to buy me pounds and pounds of beef
  12. 2012-05-27 22:22 #12
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    just pay someone to shine a light on your stomach at just the right angle that shows off the abs
  13. 2012-05-27 22:23 #13
    Shiroikage
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    just pay someone to shine a light on your stomach at just the right angle that shows off the abs
    this is ingenious
  14. 2012-05-27 22:24 #14
    Rhyis.
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    http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...nsNS9ZpcI-OztB
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    Shiroikage
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    http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...ebrity-008.jpg
  16. 2012-05-27 22:51 #16
    Kuya
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    now what's going on there
  17. 2012-05-27 22:52 #17
    Shiroikage
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    now what's going on there
    i believe he had surgery to literally cut grooves into his fat or something
  18. 2012-05-28 00:04 #18
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    if you are going to fake it don't get those top 8 pack abs, no one has those
  19. 2012-05-29 10:39 #19
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    can you imagine being the guy recruited for that picture?
  20. 2012-05-29 13:41 #20
    Blarg
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    I don't think actors are hired for photoshopped pictures
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