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  1. 2012-11-28 22:06 #1
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    Having testicular torsion

    is like being in a season of 24 except you have only six hours to save your ball(s) and you lose the ability to function like a normal human being in the process of trying to save them.
  2. 2012-11-28 22:12 #2
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    http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/113...do-%28dudes%29

    Turns out, that's what my friend had. Doctor had to untwist him.
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    Still playing the "my friend" card I see.
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    I feel sympathy for anybody that has ball pain though. That's just not cool.
  5. 2012-11-28 22:47 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    Still playing the "my friend" card I see.
    hey man, my balls...I mean his balls, hurt pretty badly.
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    This is probably more intense than labor. Yeah... I said it.
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    Shit just got real.
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    I never knew this existed until it happened to my friend. Ever since then, though, I'm tempted to do it to my husband to see how it happens. I MUST RESIST.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    I never knew this existed until it happened to my friend. Ever since then, though, I'm tempted to do it to my husband to see how it happens. I MUST RESIST.
    Holy shit you're a terrible human being
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    Wives. Balls. Vise-grips. A time honored tradition.
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    the power...THE POWER
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xajii View Post
    Holy shit you're a terrible human being
    it's like being next to a button that says "do not touch"
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    testicular torsion makes me super paranoid
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