Sex-deprived woman attacks boyfriend over Xbox addiction

[Zoner]

By HARRY HAYDON
Published: 15th March 2013

A FRUSTRATED girlfriend was arrested by cops after she attacked her boyfriend claiming he would not have sex with her because he is addicted his XBOX.

Heather Hayes, 24, burst in to a supermarket – naked from the waist down – and assaulted her lover in front of shocked shoppers.

She claims Eric Zuber had been playing his Xbox for TWO days with pals and had refused to sleep with her.

Zuber fled their flat to a convenience store to call police after redhead Hayes flew in to a rage.

Cops in Pennsylvania, US, said that Hayes had bitten her boyfriend’s arm and grabbed his testicles before he fled.

Zuber called police from the Lansford Turkey Hill convenience store before Hayes turned up half naked and began screaming insults at him.

They took the pair to a local police station where Hayes explained that Zuber would not have sex with her.

Hayes is charged with indecent exposure, simple assault, open lewdness, and harassment.

She explained to police that she was not wearing any trousers because she had been trying to seduce Zuber before she ended up attacking him.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...Addiction.html

[Ragnus]

Well, she certainly seems

*sunglasses*

fucked now.

[elison]

Fuck, wish my wife was that crazy about sex man. That aspect of the relationship died off when we had two kids.

In my case I'm always the one trying to go balls deep and she's telling me to fuck off and go play Xbox lol

[Brill Weave]

I don't think so Tim

[AidenCarby]

Xbox? Nah, gimme the handgun.

[Yugl]

This must be the guy Sheldon was speaking of during this episode.

[Marootsoobutsu]

I don't think so Tim

Why didn't he distract it with a ham?

[Sepukku]

Frankly I can see why the Xbox won, has she ever heard of a fucking hitachi? 50 shades of grey? Shes gonna be an awfully angry woman if every time she fails to seduce a man she gets mad.

[SephYuyX]

YAR IT BE TIME TO TAKE UP THEE HARPOONS ME HARDIES

[Dimmauk]

I don't think so Tim

My god he is hideous. Herpes lips, receding hairline, hipster glasses.

Here is how you do it.
First give her drinks, then FUCK her hard for about 30-45 minutes, she goes to sleep, then XBOX till dawn.

[Tajin]

This deffo deserved its own thread. /nosarcasm.

[Brill Weave]

Here is how you do it.
First give her drinks, then FUCK her hard for about 30-45 minutes, she goes to sleep, then XBOX till dawn.

Son you doin it all wrong. He's the one that needs the drinks. Only drink she needs is a mother fucking Slim Fast.

[Lucavi]

Thar be a couple who be havin' some seriously cute kids.

[Sepukku]

Son you doin it all wrong. He's the one that needs the drinks. Only drink she needs is a mother fucking Slim Fast.

read my mind

[chiyio]

I'm not sure beer, or even vodka goggles are going to do the job here. what drink is the equivalent of a blindfold?

[Yugl]

Most animals have the instinct not to eat their own kind.

Damn, lmao.

[Marootsoobutsu]

Most animals have the instinct not to eat their own kind.

I always assumed that hambeasts were some kind of advanced fungus, more than an animal.

[Tricen]

They could be like a rat king or something.

[Dimmauk]

Son you doin it all wrong. He's the one that needs the drinks. Only drink she needs is a mother fucking Slim Fast.

Oh, I was just explaining how I do it. I agree, seeing that huge bitch naked from the waist down would make me run to the nearest public place, like the supermarket.

[Sepukku]

They could be like a rat king or something.

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/...ss-d5tg6ak.jpg

RAT QUEEN