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    At Least 14 stabbed on College Campus in Texas

    http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013...ities-say?lite

    At least 14 people were hurt Tuesday in a stabbing spree at a Texas community college, authorities said. Sheriff’s officials said a suspect was in custody.

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    BAN KNIVES

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    deep undercover anti-knife lobbyist

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    LOL WTF IS THIS SHIT?!

    First thing that came to mind was some intro scene from Super Jail dude just running through a hallway stabbing everything.

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    Why didn't all the Texans armed with guns blow this guy away?

    Also 0 kills.

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    Background checks on knife purchases...

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    If we had more on knife wielding campus personnel this wouldn't have happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronin sparthos View Post

    Also 0 kills.
    But I thought people kill people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waraji View Post
    LOL WTF IS THIS SHIT?!

    First thing that came to mind was some intro scene from Super Jail dude just running through a hallway stabbing everything.
    This is EXACTLY what I thought of when I read this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    But I thought people kill people.
    Apparently it's hard to kill people with knives unless you're trained in the arts of internet or happen to be Steven Seagal.

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    fyi this is the same college where a shooting happened earlier this year. I don't think anybody died in that either though.

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    What are they teaching those kids to be in that school, pussies?

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    If only we'd listened....

    http://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2...ssault-knives/

    hell_is_like_newark says:
    February 15, 2013 at 2:06 pm

    Stab proof knives are already on sale in the UK

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,526590,00.html

    As an amateur foodie, I would find them maddening to work with. You can have my Lamson Sharps and Wusthofs when you pry them from my cold (and likely slightly greasy) hands!

    sometime this week i'll found the NKA and start lobbying congress

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    Fucking beaten...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuisWWHdc3Q

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    Ugh, I blame anti-gun lobbyists for this sloppy work. If he'd had a gun then so many people wouldn't have been injured.

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    In before ban on assault class knifes, and soon you'll be tackled at the dinner table for using a butter knife.

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    ban knives

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    hard to kill people with a knife unless you have proper length/proper aim.

    if you walk up to someone and stub them with your dick-like sized knife in the gut they aren't going to die. bullets pretty similar really, though pretty dependent upon if the person next to you gives first aid or not.

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    I want to personally thank this guy for pointing out that one does not need to have a gun to go on a rampage, maybe the anti-gun lobbyists will stfu now.

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    not sure if

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    hard to kill people with a knife unless you have proper length/proper aim.

    if you walk up to someone and stub them with your dick-like sized knife in the gut they aren't going to die. bullets pretty similar really, though pretty dependent upon if the person next to you gives first aid or not.
    It's pretty easy to die from a knife attack but there are very few spots that cause quick death. People see movies where the guy slits the dudes throat and he sprays blood everywhere from arterial spray and dies. Most people who try this end up cutting the windpipe instead which is a much slower and more painful death and don't realize the carotid is more towards the back of the neck rather than right on the side under the chin. Some of the reports of this guys stabbing spree had him stabbing people in the face (the cheek on a few people) and mostly superficial wounds to the arms and hands. Though you can die from a cut to the radial or median arteries along the arm, this guy was probably in full-psycho mode and wasn't really aiming for anything.

    Takes an exceptional level of bat-shit insane to stab people. Shits up close and personal.

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