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    Grand Jury indicts Texas Governor Rick Perry on two felony counts

    AUSTIN, Texas — A grand jury indicted Texas Gov. Rick Perry on Friday for allegedly abusing the powers of his office by carrying out a threat to veto funding for state prosecutors investigating public corruption.

    A special prosecutor spent months calling witnesses and presenting evidence that Perry broke the law when he promised publicly to nix $7.5 million over two years for the public integrity unit.

    Perry was indicted on charges of abuse of official capacity, a first-degree felony with potential punishments of five to 99 years in prison, and coercion of a public servant, a third-degree felony that carries a punishment of two to 10 years.
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/nation...y.html?hpid=z1

    presidential hopeful now requiring a lot more hope

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    I can't believe Perry thinks he's a contender for 2016. I thought he supposedly got rid of all the yes men he blamed for 2012.

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    At this rate Rand Paul might win the nomination by default if everyone else gets indicted.

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    That's fantastic. Wish we could have gotten rid of him sooner. Unfortunately Greg Abbott looks like just as big of a dipshit, and the odds of a Democrat winning the governor seat are pretty low. Wendy Davis does have more visibility that any Democrat in a long time though.

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    it was actually 3 felony counts, they just couldn't remember the 3rd one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quicklet View Post
    At this rate Rand Paul might win the nomination by default if everyone else gets indicted.
    Which means four more years of Dems in the white house. Maybe this time we'll get an atheist lesbian in there to really send the conservatives into a frothy mess.

    Quote Originally Posted by quannum View Post
    it was actually 3 felony counts, they just couldn't remember the 3rd one.
    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/399...rry-oops-o.gif

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    Have you seen Rick Perry lately? He wears glasses yall, so he is smarter now.

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    My goodness, I didn't know that today was a holiday, but I'm just getting so many presents—what else could it be?

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    Yeah, me and my wife are pretty damn stoked this finally happened. Wife and Sis in Law have been TX school teachers for about 10 years now...both can attest to how much gutting Perry has done
    to the education system here. I'm just now waiting for my side of the family to come to his rescue like they always do...which is a reason why I hate seeing them.

    FYI, my dad thinks Cruz, West, and Rand are the best thing to happen to the US

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guyverarmor View Post
    FYI, my dad thinks Cruz, West, and Rand are the best thing to happen to the US

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    Which means four more years of Dems in the white house. Maybe this time we'll get an atheist lesbian in there to really send the conservatives into a frothy mess.
    As flawed as Rand is (and he is terribly flawed), my dream matchup would be him vs Warren in the general. Hillary's fine and all but she's not going to do shit about NSA, etc., so I can't say I'm particularly excited about the thought of her being president, as inevitable as it seems right now.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by quannum View Post
    it was actually 3 felony counts, they just couldn't remember the 3rd one.
    http://media.giphy.com/media/TTgdzuX...4L3W/giphy.gif

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    I don't know if there's much of a case against Perry in this the more I read into it.

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    yeah, initially excited. then i read the article. nice try though.

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    About damn time. I hate Perry, and so does nearly everyone else I know in Houston.

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    yeah but houston is an island of sanity in a sea of stupid

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    The counter attack is in full swing on social media. Suddenly videos of the lawyer being drunk is everywhere.

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    he's going to come out of this in a better position, beating his chest the whole while about how he's been wronged.

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    And then he'll say something stupid in a presidential debate and ruin his chances (however small they are) anyway.

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