2015-16 NFL Week 6 - FREE NINJALOTTER and also MIRACLE WATER YO

[Churchill]

Please unban Ninjalotter so he can field questions regarding Peyton Manning and Andrew Luck.

Remember to drink from Brady's spigot.



THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15th

Who cares, Thursday games are shit

Atlanta Falcons vs. St. Louis Katrinas

Man an NFC South showdown this game is gonna be great what with Drew Brees being old and Atlanta soaring to new heights I can't imagine a more riveting game that no one cares about is there a hurricane that can sweep through.





SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18th

Cincinnati Bungles vs. Buffalo Footjobs

Getting real sick of daltons face on TV so hopefully rex ryan dials up one of those old school season enders so we don't gotta see primetime dalton any time in the future.

Seriously fuck this shit I'm outttttt




Chicago Bears vs. Detroit Lions

Man I'm surprised this isn't the Monday night game what with these two great teams. At least we'll get to see the Lions suck on Thanksgiving too. This is a hard game to call but I'll get crazy and go with Detroit beating the Bears at home. Stafford looks amazing and retarded fans everywhere forget last week happened.





KC Masterpiece Chiefs vs. Randall Cunninghams v2 (The v is for viking)

I don't know shit about these teams other than neither will win the superbowl. Jamaal Charles is gone, Vikings win.





Washington Redskins vs. randomblackguyisToddBowles Jets

Jet's continue to give Tyven hope as they play shitty teams.

2 Todd Bowles for the price of one:






Denver Foreheads vs. Cleveland Browns

God I hope Manning takes a shot to the brain this week so he's not a commentator like Aikmen some time in the future.






AnyNFLad #99 OMG MVP MVP MVP MVP vs. Jacksonville Colorblinds

I mean, Jax obviously wins this game, the Texans are so bad when I read about a coach getting fired for booze and pills I just assumed it was their fat coach.






Miami Marinos vs. Tennessee Jeff Fishers Rule Committee


Gotta go with - said no one ever. Who knows who will win this awful Monday Night Football backup game. If Mariotta was smart he'd take a dive and get traded to a real team, like San Francisco. They develop good QB's there like Colin Wilson.





Arizona Cardinals vs. Dog Rapers

Honestly I can't see anything happening in this game other than Vick being killed. Steeler O-Line looked like trash last week. Cards are down a couple pash rushers but signed another geriatric player (Freeney) to go along with Palmer, Fitz, and Johnson. All their O-Line has to do is not let people run past them.





Carolina Panthers vs. Kam Chancellor

Seattle defense laid down last week. Expect them to wake up and eat cam newton's sorry ass as he continues his career worst season*.

*statistically





Baltimore Ravens vs. 49% chance to get murdered in a parking lot

I don't think this is the week SF wins a game. Michigan should be in the top 10. That is all.




SD Chargers vs. GB Packers

Clay Matthews will continue to lead with the helmet when tackling QB's as GB easily destroys the team that lost to Mike Vick.





New England Patriots vs. Indianapolis cry-babies

I'm pretty sure there's no Luck again this week, I see this game as being 10000x % more competitive with Hasselbeck at QB than with Luck. If I wasn't the type of homer from Indy who thought the Patriots won last year because they turned the footballs into old womens tits then I'd be wondering why we haven't traded Luck before he goes full Manning.




MONDAY, OCTOBER 19th

NY Football Giants vs. Chip Kelly's underperforming white guys

Eli throws 3 picks, still wins in this Monday Night SHOWDOWN.

[Kalmado]

Someone erase this bullshit.

[Arvin]

Dat grammar

[Bregor]

[Churchill]

I'll allow it

[Xajii]

Bregor so lazy he allow this guy to make a thread

[Bregor]

Bregor so lazy he allow this guy to make a thread

My daughter's had a fever and I've got tons of shit to catch up on. Sue me

[Xajii]

My daughter's had a fever and I've got tons of shit to catch up on. Sue me

Oh you're gonna pull the child card are you now

well my father had just died and it was my first day on the senate floor ok leave me alone ;_;

[Melena]

This may be the worst football thread of all time.

[Churchill]

Gonna be 16-0 this week too

[Kalmado]

Someone light the Cail signal.

[tyven]

counterpoint: this is a top 5 all time NFL thread. maybe top 3

[Krandor]

Drop everything and listen to this, you will not be disappointed.

http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/stor...players-101315

Edit : video

[Boyiee]

counterpoint: this is a top 5 all time NFL thread. maybe top 3

49% chance to get murdered in the parking lot.

[Mythe_Seraph]

Hah. He tears that comment apart.

[Adajer]

first

[Boyiee]

Drop everything and listen to this, you will not be disappointed.

http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/stor...players-101315

Edit : video

This was worth.

Would again.

[Deejay]

counterpoint: this is a top 5 all time NFL thread. maybe top 3

Second this motion. I hope this guy brings back the magic of yore.

[Salodin]

I'm gonna laugh when OP is banned for being right, just like NL was.

[Boyiee]

Nate Solder of Patriots out remainder of season with torn right bicep will have surgery.