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    When do you shower?

    Do you prefer an evening, morning, or whenever kind of shower?

    I’ve always been the type that enjoys an evening shower.

    I like to go to bed clean. Saves time in the morning so can sleep a bit longer as well. My dilemma is that I’m usually from full asleep in bed to at my desk at work in less than an hour’s time, and my body still has not fully embraced the day, leading to a sluggish first hour for sure. I’ve been thinking perhaps if I switch it up a bit and wake up a little bit earlier to shower it will help wake me up and get me ready for the day easier. The con here is my preference for going to bed clean so I might end up taking two showers per day like this if I happen to get gross and sweaty during the day.

    What’s your routine BG? I’m tryin’ not to take two per day if I can avoid it.

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    Morning. Roll out of bed, shower, go to work. I don't drink coffee so a shower wakes me up.

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    Evening. Tho I kinda wanna do mornings to be fresh before work but uh. I barely give myself enough time to get ready for work as is.

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    Depending on how dirty I get, I'll shower at night. But I always shower in the morning no matter what.

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    The real question should be do you shower after you poop. Sometimes after a real sticky one you gotta.

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    I definitely prefer a night shower. I sleep better and I feel like I can take my time and enjoy it vs. rushing to get to work on time.


    With that being said, I have had a bunch of sleeping issues the past year, and sometimes I pass out before getting to the shower bit, so I'll take it in the morning when that happens.

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    Evening all the way, the closer to bedtime, the better.

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    Morning. Helps wake my ass up for work.

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    Just shy of scalding hot shower as soon as I wake up in the morning.

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    Whenever I feel particularly filthy which doesn't take much or before I enter into a social situation including work, I typically shower. Not really a morning or night only person just whenever I meet those criteria. I have a slight paranoia (as anyone should) to appearing dirty to people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiye View Post
    The real question should be do you shower after you poop. Sometimes after a real sticky one you gotta.
    Flushable wet wipes for this occasion. I mean unless your ass explodes or something, wet wipes should do the trick. And always pack a few in an overnight bag if you are traveling because some places use the cheap ass single ply toilet paper.

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    In the morning most rest days, otherwise I shower at night (I work out later in the day). Trying to sleep after being sweaty and letting it dry on you is the fucking worst.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Flushable wet wipes for this occasion. I mean unless your ass explodes or something, wet wipes should do the trick. And always pack a few in an overnight bag if you are traveling because some places use the cheap ass single ply toilet paper.
    Flushable wipes are actually terrible and you should get a bidet you pleb.

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    if i took a shower before bed i'd be staring at my ceiling all night. that sounds like goofiness to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Flushable wipes are actually terrible and you should get a bidet you pleb.
    You're one of THOSE people, now I know I can't trust your opinions Haha. I hate those things..

    Flushable wipes are great and always in my bags myself. It might be bad for plumbing but usually I'm using then away from home or not so often that it creates an issue.

    I shower whenever I feel the need to , depending on the day or activities/work up to a few times a day or at least a quick rinse off.
    Most days it's right before work since I work overnights or in case of today where it's been hot as fuck as soon as I get home then again before work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiye View Post
    The real question should be do you shower after you poop. Sometimes after a real sticky one you gotta.
    Bidet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Flushable wet wipes for this occasion. I mean unless your ass explodes or something, wet wipes should do the trick. And always pack a few in an overnight bag if you are traveling because some places use the cheap ass single ply toilet paper.
    These are great but you can't flush them as they don't break down and clump together in sewage systems and are wrecking havoc.

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    Hmmm, another factor I didn’t initially take into account is that I prefer to shave after my shower as well, that’s gonna add a few more minutes if I switch up to mornings. Sounds like I’m gonna have to plan on getting up at least a half hour earlier if I’m gonna do this switch.

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    Showers before bed are for women. Men shower in the morning

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