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2006-07-04 10:39 #1GrooveboxGuest
BALOONS!
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2006-07-04 11:34 #2Cerberus
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I'm afraid of fafnir's they make me want to run!
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2006-07-04 12:12 #3Banned.
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the pickles one was 50x better imho >_>
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2006-07-04 12:56 #4Chram
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"Don't go back there; it's much worse!" lol
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2006-07-04 13:18 #5Relic Weapons
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Maury is such a twisted fuck lol
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2006-07-04 13:49 #6St. Fiat
THE TIME FOR QUESTIONS
HAS PASSED
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Wow. Maury is an asshole.
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2006-07-04 14:07 #7There are false prophets among us,
who bring in damnable heresies,
and bring upon themselves swift destruction.
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So fake lol. They must be desperate for ideas.
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2006-07-04 14:10 #8Banned.
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Haha victory.
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2006-07-04 15:07 #9Old Merits
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I love the way he keeps doing her over. Pwnt.
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2006-07-04 18:22 #10Cerberus
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no shit. Do people actually believe this horrible actresses? My god the pickle girl was horrible.
Originally Posted by Palin
I'm scared of spiders, but I don't cry talking about how scared of spiders I am.
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2006-07-05 01:38 #11E. Body
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To the writers of the Maury Povich show:
If you are reading this, please hook me up with whatever the hell it is that you're high on.
Next Episode: "Today, we have with us a narcoleptic rabbit who has explosive diahrrea. He, too, is also deathly afraid of balloons."
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2006-07-05 12:38 #12The God Damn Kuno
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She should be killed to progress natural selection. I cant understand how people are afraid of inanimate objects.
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2006-07-05 12:46 #13E. Body
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I'd rather kill Maury for being such a dick.
I don't believe that stuff to be true, but if it is...yeeea....it becomes exponentially more disgusting.
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2006-07-05 12:47 #14The God Damn Kuno
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If I were him I'd have the studio set up so when she finally walks back to her seat after comforting her 100 balloons would have dropped from above onto her and the guests. Originally Posted by Tyr
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2006-07-05 12:48 #15Chram
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Anything on Maury Povich, or any talk show for that matter, is usually just a bunch of rediculous bs. I can't stand to watch any of them. They make me want to hit myself in the head with a hammer. Perhaps then I'd be on the same intelligence level with him and his guests.
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2006-07-05 14:37 #16Ridill
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That is so deliciously cruel and evil. I approve. Originally Posted by Not Kuno
If I were him I'd have the studio set up so when she finally walks back to her seat after comforting her 100 balloons would have dropped from above onto her and the guests. Originally Posted by Tyr
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2006-07-05 14:40 #17Banned.
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The guy behind CoP should have a talk show... Originally Posted by Septimus
That is so deliciously cruel and evil. I approve. Originally Posted by Not Kuno
If I were him I'd have the studio set up so when she finally walks back to her seat after comforting her 100 balloons would have dropped from above onto her and the guests. Originally Posted by Tyr
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2006-07-05 15:08 #18Ridill
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Wait, you mean this wasn't made by the main CoP director? Originally Posted by BRP
The guy behind CoP should have a talk show... Originally Posted by Septimus
That is so deliciously cruel and evil. I approve. Originally Posted by Not Kuno
If I were him I'd have the studio set up so when she finally walks back to her seat after comforting her 100 balloons would have dropped from above onto her and the guests. Originally Posted by Tyr
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2006-07-05 15:18 #19Black Belt
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"I know that balloons will someday cause my death."
Sounds like the plot of some reeeeeally bad sci-fi flick where people can see the causes of their own demise. Or maybe a scene in some chick flick involving a sanitarium and a group therapy session.
Doctor: "Let's all discuss why we think we know how we are going to die."
CrazyGuy1: "I'm going to die of cancer as an old man."
CrazyGuy2: "I'm going to get killed by a drunk driver."
CrazyGuy3: "I'm going to die peacefully in my sleep."
BalloonLady: "I'm going to be die by being surrounded by hundreds of balloons and suffocating."
Doctor & CrazyGuy1,2,3: "Stfu"
Winona Ryder: "Anybody want to watch Alien 4 again?"
BalloonLady: 'Stfu"
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2006-07-05 16:53 #20E. Body
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Scared of Pickles?
Scared of Balloons?
Scared of Giant Polar Bears diving at you?
Scientology is the answer! Just 3 easy payments of $1999 will get you the help you need.
If any of that shit (pickles/balloons/polarbear) is real, the thing that pisses me off the absolute most is that people are laughing at it.
If it's fake, then I too will laugh at whoever the actresses are playing the roles.
