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  1. 2006-07-25 10:08 #1
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    The best of Mike Tyson

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pOE_9E8bpI
    They bleep out swears but may be NSFW without headphones.

    God bless this silly man for Punch Out and his girly voice. Quality quality quotes in there.
  2. 2006-07-25 16:40 #2
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    Haha... oh man, classic.

    "Are you talking out of turn? I don't usually do interviews wif women unless I'm fornicatin' wif um. You should just be quiet now unless, you know..."

  3. 2006-07-26 02:00 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fhqwghads

    "Are you talking out of turn? I don't usually do interviews wif women unless I'm fornicatin' wif um. You should just be quiet now unless, you know..."

    Greatest quote ever. I love mike tyson now. I had to pause it and LOL for like 5 minutes when hear that.
  4. 2006-07-26 02:27 #4
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    I think it was in Maryland near where I used to live where he got rear ended and beat the shit out of the guy.

    I just imagine some guy on his way home from a bad day at work...not looking and BAM. Thinking 'God dammit!!! Could my day get any worse!!!'

    Then seeing Mike Fucking Tyson get out of the car. I would break down in tears.
  5. 2006-07-26 03:40 #5
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    I think he likes buttsechs. He talks about fucking people and kissing them a lot.
  6. 2006-07-26 05:22 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes
    I think he likes buttsechs. He talks about fucking people and kissing them a lot.
    He also talks about eating people's kids. Strange guy.
  7. 2006-07-26 11:35 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Idlepimp
    Quote Originally Posted by Fhqwghads

    "Are you talking out of turn? I don't usually do interviews wif women unless I'm fornicatin' wif um. You should just be quiet now unless, you know..."

    Greatest quote ever. I love mike tyson now. I had to pause it and LOL for like 5 minutes when hear that.
    lmao! that made my day
  8. 2006-07-27 12:49 #8
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    lol, that was great. What an asshole!

    I also watched the Punch Out clip linked after. Pretty funny.
  9. 2006-07-27 13:24 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tape
    He also talks about eating people's kids. Strange guy.
    I tend to feel sorry for Mike Tyson. He's just not a very bright guy who had one incredible talent, and has been taken advantage of all his life by people smarter than him. I'd be bitter and angry, too. (not saying he's not strange)

    During college, I worked in a pizza shop where we occasionally put up a poll for people to vote on when they were ordering pizza.

    The poll one night was "Who is weirder? Michael Jackson or Mike Tyson?" And Michael Jackson won by about a 4:1 margin.

    So, as strange as he is, he's only the second strangest guy named Michael out there.
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