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    Bad ass in a bar

    This guy is the shit! Fuck man I need to learn that head butt move.

    http://youtube.com/watch?search=UFC&v=pKdZgeesw68

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    And yet he still ran like a bitch?

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    ya u run or get ur ass thrown out by the bouncer

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    Yeah he would have gone to jail.

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    Re: Bad ass in a bar

    Quote Originally Posted by Tape
    This guy is the shit! Fuck man I need to learn that head butt move.

    http://youtube.com/watch?search=UFC&v=pKdZgeesw68
    Took some tips from Zidane.

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    fake unless the 2nd dude is a pussy bitch. that punch was to slow to be layed out like that. but, yeah, no shame in running if ur gonna be bounced and arrested.

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    fake unless the 2nd dude is a pussy bitch.
    Bar. Drunk.

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    2nd guy musta been trying to talk to him, like calm him down or reason w/him



    funk that, my friend gets laid out I wouldn't be talkin...

    Id be wrestlin at least, even if I knew my ass was gunan get beat down, least get him in a figure four or a Hogan Leg Drop or sumthin...


    geez

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pampei
    2nd guy musta been trying to talk to him, like calm him down or reason w/him



    funk that, my friend gets laid out I wouldn't be talkin...

    Id be wrestlin at least, even if I knew my ass was gunan get beat down, least get him in a figure four or a Hogan Leg Drop or sumthin...


    geez
    Yeah, wrestling moves derived from choreographed WWE matches are totally the best choice in a bar fight.

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    Hells yes, you and your boys can do the tag in and set him up on the bar for a running chest smash before the bouncers get you....

    but it has to be well planned and excellence in exsecution

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    Quote Originally Posted by pimpp
    fake unless the 2nd dude is a pussy bitch. that punch was to slow to be layed out like that. but, yeah, no shame in running if ur gonna be bounced and arrested.
    lol how can that be fake? it was taken from the security tapes...

    It's not how hard you hit the guy, it's how well you hit him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kross
    Quote Originally Posted by pimpp
    fake unless the 2nd dude is a pussy bitch. that punch was to slow to be layed out like that. but, yeah, no shame in running if ur gonna be bounced and arrested.
    lol how can that be fake? it was taken from the security tapes...

    It's not how hard you hit the guy, it's how well you hit him.
    Totally. A shot to the jaw can knock anyone out. That and a clean shot to the nose will make most people give up pretty damn fast.

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    A good portion of professional wrestling moves are just a "safe" variation of martial arts/olympic wrestling. By "safe" I mean the wrestlers job is to make the move look as close as they can like it hurts someone without actually hurting them. The best pro wrestlers make things look painful but are actually competent and safe workers.. on the other hand sloppy fucks get people injured. I hate to say it but Japan has better pro wrestling in alot of respects than what we have here in the workrate department.

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    lol, that played out pretty good for the guy, and for those saying he's a pussy for running... use your head.

    After knocking out 2 people, you honestly think he himself is enough to take on the bouncers that are in the club and shit? And like stated, go to jail?

    In a way though, he's a bit lucky everything played out fine for him.

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