ReRolling, veteran seeks single white female

[ACX]

Ok I'm looking for an online girlfriend to go as an accessory to my gear.
I have:
ridill
ebody
other blue stuff

In particular I am looking for a hume/elvaan female who has an opaline dress or possibly rse to stand next to me at all times.

I WILL pay 10mgil/month for you to do this. It will make me look really cool and desirable and I think it benefits everyone because everyone loves a happy online couple.

I am on the server asura and I am keeping my name a secret, please PM me if you are interested.

You will be /following me or standing next to me. Rules for this are:
1. You cannot be a mule
2. You need to be level 75
3. Stand near and follow me to all uncapped events, including HNM hunts and dynamis.
4. You must do constant emotes to me such as /kisses <t> and /loves <t> a whole lot.
5. For uncapped events and BCNM events such as Ouryu you will stand outside and wait for me to come out.
6. Whenever I am not online you must constantly be wondering 'why is he not online??' and ask people why I am not and pretend to be in a feigned state of desperation when I am not around.
7. You must have a job I have defined as 'cute', that being a WHM, BLM, SMN.
8. No dragoons, no tarus, no fatties.

User contributions!

9. Must be at my beck and call but go away when I tell you to," or "must go fetch me as many grape drinks and stacks of mulsum for which I bellow
10. Must be ready to cyber me whenever I want," or "must follow me around talking about how great I am."

[anhero]

dub

[aurik]

win

[Devek]

Do I have to actually be a female? Like in real life?

[Chips]

Hahaha... >.>;

8. No dragoons, no tarus, no fatties.

[cassiraa]

"ridill
ebody
other blue stuff"

Balls?

[The_OG_Nelta]

i'm turned on

[Daveys]

Dear god I actually have seen people who do dumb shit like that. If only they knew they could pimpout their fake emotions and relationships for 10M/month....

[Akiyama]

and that my friends.. is a homerun. ROUND TRIPPER! ..owait.. he doesn't want fatties. x.x

[ACX]

Do I have to actually be a female? Like in real life?

No, just have a female character.

Balls?

Yes

No more PM's from RMT, please. I am requesting honest services here.

If your name is "kububauab" or "dusdbdbd" and you are sending me messages in broken cantonese/mandarin please stop!

[Nighty]

LOL wow just wow i lol so hard.

[Shuemue]

brb reactivating my gf's old toon and zerging her rdm to 75!

[Xanthu]

For those missing the joke.

Try sending Tisiphenie a tell, I think she fills your requirements. Mithra though if you can stand that.

You didn't say she has to be available. Man I'm gonna get killed later

[SassiAsura]

gimme the adaberk and ridill... I'll be checking my DB hourly.

[Ashira]

Wait...

you'd actually be paying for a girl to be smothering and needy?

[Henkka]

lol

[Shuemue]

I have a potential candidate, however she wishes to remain anonymous until she knows your toon's name.

[ACX]

I have a potential candidate, however she wishes to remain anonymous until she knows your toon's name.

Post pictures. (Blurring of the name for now is OK)

Edit: Also will she occasionaly stroke my ridill 2-3 times?

[Seebo]

Wait...

you'd actually be paying for a girl to be smothering and needy?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

lol @ thread

[LinktheDeme]

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/another-dod-loser.html

This is you my friend