turtles having sex

[wiegraf]

does this really need an explanation

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3352

[Drinhkinn]

She clearly wasn't in the mood.

[Furious666]

Dam turtles.

[Brien]

omg ive never head a turtle make a sound before that was crazy!

[Alleya]

That was pretty amusing. I didn't know they could make sound >.> maybe it's edited.

Something similar happened in my back yard.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...1011004103.jpg

[Minions]

lol! Smack that bitch

[Metah]

My friend told me about this video yesterday. I didn't beleive him.


I laughed so hard just now.

[Ksandra]

lmfao at the noise the male makes. XD

[Lbelle]

omg Aspidleleoconche does not wanna get raped in that picture omg it's so sad

[Tekki]

started off midly amusing and went to rofl when he started bitch slapping her

[Kross]

Even turtles get cock-blocked...

[Huggo]

BEHOLD THE MIRACLE OF LIFE LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Lbelle]

why does he hit her?

[Boyiee]

why does he hit her?

lol, anyone else want to take a stab at answering this? I cant put it to words. I keep comming up with the conclusions of "why not" "it just happends" "it's fun" and "almost seems like you are supposed to"

[Metah]

why does he hit her?

Now I'm no expert on the dynamics of turle relationships but I'd guess because she doesn't want to have freaky turtle sex?

[edgarfigaro]

why does he hit her?

she didn't get him a beer, got in front of the TV during the last 30 seconds of a ballgame, made a comment about his "size"

pick one

[Aribeth]

The female turtle needs to learn the spinning move that Aspi does ever so often. Then the guy won't know what to do.

[Lbelle]

someone find out why he beats his wife plz

[Ddz]

A male's recognition of a female often starts with a series of brief, energetic, erratic head and body jerks or lunges toward the female, after which he approaches her. Males would walk within one meter of a female obscured by vegetation, and pass by her location as if oblivious to her presence. I discovered that if I removed the object obstructing the male's view, the male generally turned sharply toward her as soon as he noticed her. He would then close in on her, court and often copulate.

Found that on this website: http://www.chelonian.org/ttn/archives/t ... 7-26.shtml

I also read that male turtles are often aggressive in mating and they bite the head, shoulders, and legs of the female before they proceed to "wham, bam, thank you maam"

edit: lol'd hard at the sound the male makes too XD

[Totien]

Those sounds literaly translate into: TAKE IT BITCH! TAKE IT!