inmate gets more prison time for masturbation

[Ziphor]

lmao

http://www.miamiherald.com/416/story/181902.html


tl;dr:

this guy has 10yr service for armed robbery.
this chick 100ft away from his cell in watchbooth area see his beat off in his cell [not under covers or...in some..corner...or something
she goes to trial for indecent exposure, wins
he gets 60 days on top of the 10 year


wow, ahaha

[Kuya]

lol

[Metah]

Like an additional sixty days onto a 10 year sentence is that much of a ballbreaker

[Kazen]

Oh wow rofl

[Xavier]

Talk about adding insult to injury.

[finale23]

masturbation is punishable at where surprise buttsex or gang rape is the norm? i am shocked, i tell you.

[Exoduso]

haha poor guy..

[Tricen]

Someones getting murdered in 10yeas 2months

[Ddz]

haha wtf. what a bitch lol let the poor man jerk off

[Tricen]

haha wtf. what a bitch lol let the poor man jerk off

Would you let me jerk off into your hair?

[BRP]

haha wtf. what a bitch lol let the poor man jerk off

He was probably jerking off to her. Which would... more than a little awkward.

[Ivve]

haha wtf. what a bitch lol let the poor man jerk off

He was probably jerking off to her. Which would... more than a little awkward.

Bitch needs to learn to take a compliment.

[Ryko]

haha wtf. what a bitch lol let the poor man jerk off

He was probably jerking off to her. Which would... more than a little awkward.

Bitch needs to learn to take a compliment.

This whole string of quotes is fucking hilarious.

[Sera]

hahahahaha o wow
what a cunt

[Skyylya]

he's convicted of armed robbery, should tie his arms behind his back and show him porn so he gets the worst blue balls in history.

[Koyuki]

''Did other inmates start masturbating because of Mr. Alexander?'' McHugh asked Veal. ``Did you call a SWAT team?''

''I wish I had,'' Veal answered.

This girl is a straight up cunt.

[Angelsin]

Always great to hear the justice system hard at work.

[Elcura]

Need more shark.