monkey kills Indian Mayor

[sephir]

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2007/10/2 ... ttack.html

basically the Deputy mayor of new Dehli was attacked by a monkey on his balcony. He fell to his death.




Fucking monkeys.

[Mizango]

SO.....ma.....many......jokes.......must....res... re.....resist......



I'm with you too Seph, fuck money.

[Mulligan]

First a robot weapon turns on its creators and now the monkeys are revolting. I swear were just in a bad scifi movie now.

But more seriously, even if the damn monkeys are a manifestation of a monkey god, if a monkey god was being that much of a dick, wouldnt you do something about it? I mean, what is he going to do if you do stuff to his monkeys, kill you even more?

[Rem]

It seems to me that the monkey god felt that the Mayor was not devout enough.

[Kaelan]

keeping monkeys inside government offices

nice

[Ryko]

MONKEY VS ROBOT

monkey hate technology
robot hate the monkey
they will fight eternally

Monkeeeeeeeeeey vs Rooooooooooobot

[Mizango]

MONKEY VS ROBOT

monkey hate technology
robot hate the monkey
they will fight eternally

Monkeeeeeeeeeey vs Rooooooooooobot

Pay per view for sure.

[Daahan]

Didn't Planet of the Apes teach you anything?

In all honestly though that's a really crappy way to go.

[Kuya]

But more seriously, even if the damn monkeys are a manifestation of a monkey god, if a monkey god was being that much of a dick, wouldnt you do something about it? I mean, what is he going to do if you do stuff to his monkeys, kill you even more?

Dunno why this was so funny to me.

[Intense]

MONKEY ASSASSINS

[Indalecia]

NINJA monkey assassins

...from space

...with flamethrowers!

[Tajin]

NINJA monkey assassins

...from other dimension

...with guitars!

8)

[Ohemgee]

This was in the spam forum.

[Byrd]

Wild monkeys reportedly set upon New Delhi's deputy mayor while he was reading on his balcony Saturday, causing the politician to fall to his death while he grappled with the horde.

S.S. Bajwa, 52, officially died of "serious head injuries" sustained when he lost his footing and plunged from his first-floor terrace.

Hmmmm. I'm thinking typo.

[Senoska]

Just got doodling in this REALLY shitty party; sorry that this sucks, was bored;

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/457...tvsmnkyrv3.gif

[sephir]

oh shit I didnt see it in spam forum. I did a search but came up with nothing so I posted it here but I guess we should delete this thread since the other one is 2 days older.

[Intense]

NINJA monkey assassins

...from space

...with flamethrowers!

k u win

[Khamsin]

Political assassins must have it easy in India. If they want to off somebody, they can just pin it on the monkey.

[Faris]

I bet more people giggled at his funeral than grieved

[Iono]

When I was around 15-16 I got whacked on the back of the head by a monkey. Guess it coulda been worse. . .