Online Dating Practical Joke

[FrogBoiler]

Ok, so my best friend and I are in the middle of preparing a practical joke to play on someone we work with. We're creating a fake girl online, complete with e-mail, Facebook profile and a fake life. We're going to talk to him and try to get them into an online relationship and, ultimately, get him to move out of his parent's house in the hopes that shes going to come and live with him.

But, I've been unable to find good pics of a girl to use, I need self-taken pics, things like that. My buddy suggested a model but that wouldn't work. And we can't use one of our friends cause they might run into each other. Also, we might need naked pics if he asks for them.

If anyone can point me in the right direction that would be great.

Also, I'm going to document the progress of this on video and LiveJournal, probably once a week.

[Neosutra]

Ya, because mentally fucking your obviously socially inept friend will really get him to open up to the world.

How about going to equal amount of effort to find him a real chick?

[Charla]

Try this.

[FrogBoiler]

Ya, because mentally fucking your obviously socially inept friend will really get him to open up to the world.

How about going to equal amount of effort to find him a real chick?

Because the guy is a complete douchebag, hes not our friend, we're doing this to fuck with him.

[Charismatic]

Ya, because mentally fucking your obviously socially inept friend will really get him to open up to the world.

How about going to equal amount of effort to find him a real chick?

Because the guy is a complete douchebag, hes not our friend, we're doing this to fuck with him.

Then all is well.

[sunb1ind]

I'd say this would be pretty easy to pull off if you also have a female friend willing to lend a hand in doing a couple phony calls to seal the deal.

Let's hear some storyline about the douchebaggary involved with this guy lol

[FrogBoiler]

I'd say this would be pretty easy to pull off if you also have a female friend willing to lend a hand in doing a couple phony calls to seal the deal.

Let's hear some storyline about the douchebaggary involved with this guy lol

I'm merchandiser for Pepsi, so I work in alot of Supermarkets, this guy, hes like 18 or something, works as a cart boy. He hasn't really done anything to me, but he put a dent in my best friends car, my friend thought it was him, and then teh next day he comes up to my friend and is like "Hey man I heard about the the dent on your passenger door, that must cost alot to get out".

He also works night crew sometimes, and anyone who worked in a supermarket before knows, people who work night crew work on night crew for a reason. He's just a hick ass retard who is a prime candidate for a practical joke like this, once this gets rolling you will all see what we mean.

[Slapper]

This wont end well, remember that story about that chick who killed herself after her fake myspace boyfriend broke up with her.

[Stumblingdrunk]

I'm quite certain he could not have done anything to deserve something like this. Congrats on being a pretty big douche yourself however

[fantasticdan]

I'd say this would be pretty easy to pull off if you also have a female friend willing to lend a hand in doing a couple phony calls to seal the deal.

Let's hear some storyline about the douchebaggary involved with this guy lol

I'm merchandiser for Pepsi, so I work in alot of Supermarkets, this guy, hes like 18 or something, works as a cart boy. He hasn't really done anything to me, but he put a dent in my best friends car, my friend thought it was him, and then teh next day he comes up to my friend and is like "Hey man I heard about the the dent on your passenger door, that must cost alot to get out".

So your reason for fucking with the guy is that you think he dented your friends car? Nice.

[Dmitry]

I'm sure people have done worse for less.

[FrogBoiler]

lol, I deal with this guy on a daily basis, he deserves this. And yeah, sometimes practical jokes aren't fun, but oh well.

[Intense]

This is such a bad idea.

[archibaldcrane]

If you execute this properly and he packs up his stuff and tries to move...

if he ever finds out you did this to him, he will murder you, so be warned.

I think it would be really funny if whoever you use as "bait" he doesn't find attractive and it miserably fails, resulting in fragmentations among your friends and low self-esteem for the girl you use as bait.

[Ksandra]

This is such a bad idea.

^ qft


You sound more of a douche then the guy you're playing a trick on.

[Headspace]

This wont end well, remember that story about that chick who killed herself after her fake myspace boyfriend broke up with her.

Then it will end well.

[Day]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...ontendwell.jpg

[Jefe]

I'm merchandiser for Pepsi, so I work in alot of Supermarkets, this guy, hes like 18 or something, works as a cart boy. He hasn't really done anything to me, but he put a dent in my best friends car, my friend thought it was him, and then teh next day he comes up to my friend and is like "Hey man I heard about the the dent on your passenger door, that must cost alot to get out".

He also works night crew sometimes, and anyone who worked in a supermarket before knows, people who work night crew work on night crew for a reason. He's just a hick ass retard who is a prime candidate for a practical joke like this, once this gets rolling you will all see what we mean.

Lol, you are classifying him as a retard/hick just because he works the night shift/cart-boy, w/e? And that somehow justifies your actions? Here's an idea, why not beat the shit out of merchandisers for pepsi while we are at it?

[Tyche]

My first job while i was still in high school was a night-shift cart-boy for a mom and pops grocery store. I always got along with the pepsi guy. Fuck you for stereotyping us

Oh, and this will not end well. I hope he steals all your pepsi.

[Calais~]

This is such a bad idea.

You sound more of a douche then the guy you're playing a trick on.

Said it before I could.