
Originally Posted by
isladar
A few people mentioned asparagus, and I'd like to make a heart-felt plea: For the love of god, America, stop serving the cold, crunchy, thin little asparagus sprigs drowned in lemon like you're hot shit and haute cuisine or something. Asparagus is meant to be smothered in one thing: butter. (I will absolutely concede to hollandaise, since that's like.. mega-butter).
Secondly, big asparagus doesn't mean stringy. When you have fresh asparagus (and if you can find the white kind, you're gold), simply bend the raw stalk until it breaks naturally, then cook as you will. My father likes his asparagus steamed "until its dead", and I pretty much agree with him.
I had the opportunity to be visiting family in Germany during Spargle season (white asparagus), and I seriously ate that shit with lunch and dinner for two weeks straight. It was so good, my god. The stalks were as thick as quarters, and sweet, and hung off the plates.
So to conclude: tiny, stupid asparagus enrages me.