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    Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    I saw a thread on this in another forum. I noticed it hasn't been discussed here so I thought, "why the hell not"?

    From what I understand...the gist of this is there's a dwarf star about 8 times the size of earth on a completely different narrow elliptical orbit around the sun. According to Chinese, Mayan, and other calenders this dwarf star is on course to get close enough to the Earth in 2012, close enough to essentially scorch us.

    The conspiracy theory is that every major world government knows about this and are taking measures to create underground bunkers for a select group of people (the wealthy, the smart such as doctors/scientists, leaders). It's also part of why the Norwegian government has been building the Svalbard "doomsday" seed vault on an arctic island.

    The theory also extends its belief as to this being the real cause of global warming...that being that solar radiation from Planet X is slowly heating our ice caps.

    It's a real interesting theory but the thing that scares me is how some crazy people are about it.

    Here's some websites and videos that explain their beliefs:

    http://projectcamelot.org/norway.html

    I am a Norwegian politician. I would like to say that difficult things will happen from the year 2008 till the year 2012.

    The Norwegian government is building more and more underground bases and bunkers. When asked, they simply say that it is for the protection of the people of Norway. When I enquire when they are due to be finished, they reply “before 2011”.

    Israel is also doing the same and many other countries too.

    My proof that what I am saying is true is in the photographs I have sent of myself and all the Prime Ministers and ministers I tend to meet and am acquainted with. They know all of this, but they don’t want to alarm the people or create mass panic.

    Planet X is coming, and Norway has begun with storage of food and seeds in the Svalbard area and in the arctic north with the help of the US and EU and all around in Norway. They will only save those that are in the elite of power and those that can build up again: doctors, scientists, and so on.

    As for me, I already know that I am going to leave before 2012 to go the area of Mosjøen where we have a deep underground military facility. There we are divided into sectors, red, blue and green. The signs of the Norwegian military are already given to them and the camps have already been built a long time ago.

    The people that are going to be left on the surface and die with along the others will get no help whatsoever. The plan is that 2,000,000 Norwegians are going to be safe, and the rest will die. That means 2,600,000 will perish into the night not knowing what to do.

    All the sectors and arks are connected with tunnels and have railcars that can take you from one ark to the other. This is so that they can be in contact with each other. Only the large doors separate them so that the sectors are not compromised in any matter.

    I am very sad. Often I cry with others that know that so many will learn too late, and then it will all be over for them. The government has been lying to the people from 1983 till now. All the major politicians know this in Norway, but few will say it to the people and the public - because they are afraid in case they too will miss the NOAH 12 railcars that will take them to the ark sites where they will be safe.

    If they tell anyone, they are dead for sure. But I don’t care any more about myself. Mankind must survive and the species must survive. People must know this.

    All the governments in the world are aware of this and they just say it is going to happen. For those of the people that can save themselves I can only say reach for higher ground and find caves up in the high places where you can have a food storage for at least five years with canned food and water to last for a while. Radiation pills and biosuits are also advisable if your budget allows it.

    For the last time I say may God help us all... but God will not help us I know. Only each person individually can make a difference. Wake up, please...!

    I could have written to you using another name but I am not afraid of anything any more. When you know certain things, you become invincible and no harm can come to you when you know that the end is soon.

    I assure you 100% that things will happen. There are four years to prepare for the endgame. Get weapons, and make survival groups, and a place where you can be safe with food for a time.

    Ask me anything and I will answer as much as I know about the Norwegian connection to all this. And just look around: they are building underground bases and bunkers everywhere. Open your eyes, people. Ask the governments what they are building, and they will say “Oh, it’s just storage for food”, and so on. They blind you with all the lies.

    The marks of the alien presence are also there, and I often see the Norwegian elite politicians are not what they say they are. It’s like they are controlled in every thought, and what they have to say is just as they are told to do things in such manners. It is clear for me who they are, and who they are not. You can see it in their eyes and in their minds.

    Remember that those who are going to be in and around the city areas in 2012 are those that are going to be hit first and die first. Later the army will purge the rest of the survivors and they have a shoot to kill order if there is any resistance to bring them into the camps where every one will get marked with a number and a tag.

    I also see that Benazir Bhutto is spoken of on your site. Her death was tragic. I have met Benazir, as you can see. You will also see from the photographs that I have met with a number of other notable politicians and world leaders.

    The public will not know what happens till the very end, because the government does not want to create mass panic. Everything will happen quietly and the government will just disappear.

    But I say this: don't go quietly into the night. Take precautions to be safe with your family. Come together with others. Work together to find ways to solve all the many problems you will face.
    http://www.maya12-21-2012.com/nibiru.html

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    Kept expecting this guy to show up amid all that paranoid drivel.

    http://i32.tinypic.com/13z1s8l.jpg

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    Quote Originally Posted by Correction
    Kept expecting this guy to show up amid all that paranoid drivel.

    http://i32.tinypic.com/13z1s8l.jpg
    Image is blocked, what is it? =P

    Edit: Actually, my main thought on all of this way...Wow...for such a grand conspiracy theory, the websites sure do suck.

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    your filter blocks tinypic? wow.

    I was expecting the story to end with us getting 'bel-aired'

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    These conspiracy theory threads really suck.

    I wish these paranoid assholes would stop worrying about this bullshit and trying to scare everyone.The world's going to end some day, we're all fucked, the end.

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    Quote Originally Posted by Creeps
    These conspiracy theory threads really suck.

    I wish these paranoid assholes would stop worrying about this bullshit and trying to scare everyone.The world's going to end some day, we're all fucked, the end.
    Don't read the threads then?

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    If its true we are fucked anyway, so I'm not worried. I say good luck to the survivors lol. I think its highly unlikely that the orbit is such that we are just irradiated, if its close enough to make a difference the whole planet is probably fried. Its probably just people who decided to not take their meds and have internet access haha

    inb4guartz

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    Quote Originally Posted by evilbau
    If its true we are fucked anyway, so I'm not worried. I say good luck to the survivors lol. I think its highly unlikely that the orbit is such that we are just irradiated, if its close enough to make a difference the whole planet is probably fried. Its probably just people who decided to not take their meds and have internet access haha

    inb4guartz
    It seems like a bunch of people who took various pieces of circumstantial evidence and then decided to make up their own story.

    But yeah...on the almost nil percent chance this is true...there's not much we can do about it. And that's why I hope LOST will be concluded before then.

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    Well, i'm dead. Good luck to the rest of ya. Well...some of you. Rest of you can burn with me gladly. Fuck humanity.

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    The "evidence" they present is essentially nothing but a sci-fi story, which is self-contradictory and pretty much totally impossible. Note that they say that they've been building the bases for 40-50 years, but that they've only known about it since 1983. That's 25 years. Additionally, the guy gives enough detail on his "tours" of the underground shelters to EASILY identify himself to the government, yet refuses to just give his name. If his claims that so few people know about it were true, it'd be trivial to figure out exactly who out of the people who were given tours had seen those exact things and silence him.

    As the site actually admits, there's absolutely zero scientific evidence to back any of this up, just the claims of someone who's essentially anonymous. They claim to have proof of who he is, but "proof" that you can't show to anyone else is meaningless and might as well not exist at all, particularly given that they have no real credibility themselves.

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    You know, if there was a giant ball of fire hurtling closer and closer to Earth, I don't think it would suddenly get so bad on one select night for everyone to die exactly then. That excerpt makes it sound like it will end up as:

    December 31, 2011: A fine winter's eve!
    January 1, 2012: Fiery apocalypse.

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    While its true that NASA has documented star systems where one star orbits the other, how the hell could this be possible here? Dwarf stars still give off light, surely we would notice the SECOND SUN IN THE SKY over the last 2000 years? Seriously!

    And underground bunkers? You really think that would protect us from a STAR when it boils the oceans, burns up the atmosphere, and heats the planet to like a million degrees? NICCA PLEASE

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    It needs to be 2013 already so people would stfu about the end of the world, etc.

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    It needs to be 2013 already so people would stfu about the end of the world, etc.
    No, they'll just come up with a new doomsday year to use, and the cycle will continue.

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    Quote Originally Posted by Woozie
    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    It needs to be 2013 already so people would stfu about the end of the world, etc.
    No, they'll just come up with a new doomsday year to use, and the cycle will continue.
    Yeah but at least they'll stfu about how the Mayans predicted this 289082375937 years ago.

    Like Cephius said, I doubt a giant fireball would be as close as 4 years from impact and we wouldn't notice the "2nd sun" becoming closer and closer. And if its true, good riddance I say.. humans suck anyways.

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    Quote Originally Posted by Woozie
    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    It needs to be 2013 already so people would stfu about the end of the world, etc.
    No, they'll just come up with a new doomsday year to use, and the cycle will continue.
    Yeah but at least they'll stfu about how the Mayans predicted this 289082375937 years ago.

    Like Cephius said, I doubt a giant fireball would be as close as 4 years from impact and we wouldn't notice the "2nd sun" becoming closer and closer. And if its true, good riddance I say.. humans suck anyways.
    They're saying it's hidden by a black hole/worm hole.

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    Quote Originally Posted by Norelco
    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    Quote Originally Posted by Woozie
    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    It needs to be 2013 already so people would stfu about the end of the world, etc.
    No, they'll just come up with a new doomsday year to use, and the cycle will continue.
    Yeah but at least they'll stfu about how the Mayans predicted this 289082375937 years ago.

    Like Cephius said, I doubt a giant fireball would be as close as 4 years from impact and we wouldn't notice the "2nd sun" becoming closer and closer. And if its true, good riddance I say.. humans suck anyways.
    They're saying it's hidden by a black hole/worm hole.
    And i'm saying they need to take their meds.

    We agree to disagree.

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    Quote Originally Posted by Norelco
    They're saying it's hidden by a black hole/worm hole.
    Black holes are only black/"invisible" in shitty science fiction. You can't "hide" behind a black hole, because black holes themselves are EXTREMELY easy to detect at that kind of range thanks to things like Hawking radiation.

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    Re: Conspiracy Theory: Planet X/Niburu

    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    Quote Originally Posted by Norelco
    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    Quote Originally Posted by Woozie
    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    It needs to be 2013 already so people would stfu about the end of the world, etc.
    No, they'll just come up with a new doomsday year to use, and the cycle will continue.
    Yeah but at least they'll stfu about how the Mayans predicted this 289082375937 years ago.

    Like Cephius said, I doubt a giant fireball would be as close as 4 years from impact and we wouldn't notice the "2nd sun" becoming closer and closer. And if its true, good riddance I say.. humans suck anyways.
    They're saying it's hidden by a black hole/worm hole.
    And i'm saying they need to take their meds.

    We agree to disagree.
    LOL, I'm not disagreeing with you. Just saying what they're saying. I think they're fucking whacked. That's why I created the thread.

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