Woman Wearing Cow Suit Chases Kids

[zoobernut]

http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/17589970/detail.html

"MIDDLETOWN -- A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public -- while wearing a cow suit.

A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.

Allen also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.
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Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway.

The officer's report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol.

The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit."


I laughed a little too hard at the picture.

[Dakana]

Clearly she found some great crack.

[jmc]

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[Afrohatch]

best mugshot ever

[Stiker]

I laughed so hard at that mugshot.

[Azalee]

I can't stop laughing at that picture. xDD Even better that she got to keep the suit on. Hahaha

[zoobernut]

If that woman was related to me I would frame the picture and put it on the fridge or the mantle. The expression on her face is priceless.

[Gregorio]

I kinda expected this to be a PETA publicity stunt. A "what if cows ate human children like we eat theirs" kinda thing.

[AoE]

It's amazing how much she actually looks like a cow.

[SamanosukeShiva]

the only thing that came to my head is...


"eat mor chickin'!"

[Katlan]

Is there a person in that mug shot? I only see the cow

[Remyo]

I can't stop laughing at that picture. xDD Even better that she got to keep the suit on. Hahaha

your family needs to stop causing trouble.

[Lbelle]

best mugshot ever

QFT.

[Zalius]

whenever i think of woozie im gonna imagine that as his mom

[Fhloston]

the only thing that came to my head is...


"eat mor chickin'!"

LOL

[Tricen]

Oh lawd, that's pretty awesome/funny.

[Fahren]

I lol'd irl

[Dezzimal]

Normally I hate on furries, but pretty much every misdemeanor is instantly funny when you add an animal suit.

[archibaldcrane]

Normally I hate on furries, but pretty much every misdemeanor is instantly funny when you add an animal suit.

Rofl QFT.

[Howard Roark]

the udders look so disgusting, especially on her

i looked at the pic and "oh my god..."-ed in so much revulsion....