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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
Bikini Pirates
I was bored looking for a movie to watch.
Bikini Pirates?
Fuck yeah.
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
THAT GIRLS NOT WEARING A BIKINI
IN FACT
SHE'S NOT WEARING ANYTHING AT ALL
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
I'm severely disappointed.
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
I expected to watch pirates in bikinis
Not these... naked women just... masturbating
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
I wanted pillaging!
...and raping!
...In bikinis!
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS MOVIE FOR TEN MINUTES.
I HAVE NOT SEEN A SINGLE PIRATE NOR A SINGLE BIKINI.
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
THESE ARE REGULAR WOMEN.
AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN WEARING BIKINIS.
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
STOP HAVING A THREESOME.
THIS IS SICK AND WRONG.
NONE OF YOU ARE PIRATES.
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
Though her tits are fantastic.
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
That guy is ugly as sin though, why the fuck do they always cast ugly guys in porns.
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
Which makes me wonder about a more pertinent question, why are none of these three people wearing bikinis?
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
And why are they not pirates?
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
This isn't even any good really.
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
I'm just mostly pissed off.
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
FUCKING FINALLY, AFTER 15 MINUTES I FINALLY SEE SOME PIRATES
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
WHY ARE THEY FULLY CLOTHED AND NOT WEARING BIKINIS?
...and why is that dude wearing mascara? Is he a butt pirate?
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
Ugh this movie sucks so bad. And not in a good way like Super Ninja Bikini Babes did.
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Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
Now that I think about it, there weren't any bikinis in that movie either.