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    go buy a mac

    so i don't have to listen to your stupid voice asking me about antivirus 2009 since you were too dumb to look at what you were clicking with your two mouse buttons which mac only has one button hopefully that's easy enough for your fucking rat brain to process while you're 'checking your work email' while in reality you purchased the computer to browse the internet which is what brought you to this problem in the first place that you are incapable of finding anything better to do with your limited brain power fuck off

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    Good news, everyone. The use of my , key and . key was returned to me.

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    Cool rant bro

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    /slowclap

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    Mac is for the lesbians that go to art schools.

    All us real people use PCs. Doesn't have to be Windows either.

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    Mac has two buttons now, I've never understood how people do not understand this.

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    I have a macbook that I use to fap with and that's it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian View Post
    Mac has two buttons now, I've never understood how people do not understand this.
    At work they got new macs and they all have one button again. Except now theres a middle button trackball-wannabe shit that is useless. And when you hit it, it fucks up the screen for no reason. Pieces of shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno View Post
    At work they got new macs and they all have one button again. Except now theres a middle button trackball-wannabe shit that is useless. And when you hit it, it fucks up the screen for no reason. Pieces of shit.
    The mighty mouse? Everyone I've used has worked great, but it still does not beat my multigesture on my MBP. When combined with Expose, I almost can't stand using Windows anymore, I use so many programs at once now days, think I am going to have to switch to 8 on expose now....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian View Post
    The mighty mouse? Everyone I've used has worked great, but it still does not beat my multigesture on my MBP. When combined with Expose, I almost can't stand using Windows anymore, I use so many programs at once now days, think I am going to have to switch to 8 on expose now....
    http://images.appleinsider.com/images/mightymouse4r.jpg

    Yeah this is it. What a piece of crap. The middle button makes some useless shit appear on the screen and it's one giant button. It's real fun working with that when my pc mouse at home has 7 buttons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno View Post
    http://images.appleinsider.com/images/mightymouse4r.jpg

    Yeah this is it. What a piece of crap. The middle button makes some useless shit appear on the screen and it's one giant button. It's real fun working with that when my pc mouse at home has 7 buttons.
    Yeah you can change that under system manager, you can make it do a lot of things, probably bringing up Dashboard. Dashboard seems nice but overall useless when I have an iGoogle homepage.

    I have a Logitech MX revolution for my desktop it's really nice but Logitech support for mac is pretty much nonexistent which sucks.

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    i used to have an apple 2 are they any better yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Takedown3 View Post
    i used to have an apple 2 are they any better yet
    Nope.

    Macs suck. I have a Powerbook 17" too, so stfu.

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    My favourite day at work was the macbook with AV2009 on it. Stupidity doesn't matter what computer you use.

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    When people say "buy a mac" what they're saying is buy an intel chipset with a shit OS that you're paying $600 over market price for.

    Don't like Windows? Get linux.

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    Quote Originally Posted by senoska View Post
    When people say "buy a mac" what they're saying is buy an intel chipset with a shit OS that you're paying $600 over market price for.

    Don't like Windows? Get linux.
    lol pwn't

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    Quote Originally Posted by senoska View Post
    When people say "buy a mac" what they're saying is buy an intel chipset with a pretty case that you're paying $600 over market price for.

    Don't like Windows? Get linux.
    ftfy

    why is everyone so butthurt about macs now, just because they're gaining market share

    your hate only makes them more hip and trendy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno View Post
    At work they got new macs and they all have one button again. Except now theres a middle button trackball-wannabe shit that is useless. And when you hit it, it fucks up the screen for no reason. Pieces of shit.
    The mouse still has a left & right-click, just you can't do them independently since they're both housed under the same damn piece of plastic, which is the main reason I didn't bother with one.
    (horizontal scrolling is nice when needed, but I got my trackpad for that in the meanwhile)

    The trackball on the mouse activates the dashboard as its default function, and can be changed under the System Preferences.

    Both sides of the mouse are pressure-sensitive and act as buttons also, but i personally feel that it's fucking retarded to have to squeeze a button. ;/

    I'll just stick to this cheap-ass $14 Microsoft mouse I bought at WalMart that I got hooked up via USB on my FagBook Pro here.


    Anyhow, Antivirus 2009? I personally believe everyone who falls for that piece of shit to have their PC taken away from them and taken a course on being naive/gullible for believing something on the internet.

    It got both my mom and her close friend, go figure........didn't have fun removing it on both their systems before automatic removal of it came out to the usual spyware/antivirus programs.

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    fuck max

    I already said this once today but I'll meet all you macfags down at starbucks we can talk about golf and politics after I kick the shit out of you.

    bet you dont give me your address pussys

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