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  1. 2009-05-02 01:04 #1
    Ryko
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    Dear spam

    Sera asked me to buy her a milkshake, I obliged.

    However she's heavily medicated.

    How should I penalize her should she pass out before drinking my thick milkshake?
  2. 2009-05-02 01:05 #2
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    This is only because she swears she wont fall asleep before taking it in her mouth.
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    Take her to the yard and leave her covered in said milkshake, while leaving a recording of the milkshake song playing somewhere hidden close-by for when she wakes up.
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    boys might be brought to the yard
  5. 2009-05-02 01:07 #5
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    oh and what flavor, this is also important
  6. 2009-05-02 01:07 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    boys might be brought to the yard
    this is to add to the confusion when she comes to
  7. 2009-05-02 01:08 #7
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    Strawberry
  8. 2009-05-02 01:08 #8
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    Ok, its not chocolate I have to leave this conversation now.
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    For the record she sticks out her rack way more when she's about to fall asleep.
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    Which, again for the record, is rather godly.
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    Ok you have my attention again.
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    get one of those shakes that has two flavors but they're like not mixed from steak and shake. Then she'll be like is this a milkshake or did i go nuts with the swirl option on an ice cream machine
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    Heavily medicated women are pretty fun from the sounds of it. I must try one for myself.
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    I recommend it.
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    I only do this to torture her. This will be no fun once she moves.
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    thats what ropes were made for
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    http://dump.gayadesign.nl/dumps/1227968202221.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnsemGeni View Post
    some dumb shit
    big surprise
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    This thread is rich with imagery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    This thread is rich with imagery.
    What Kuya said.

    Shut the fuck up and post pictures or this thread DIES.
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