Asian nail shops need to learn English!

[Ksandra]

So fiance said I should go get a pedicure, and I was like "fuck ya!", and went to one where the workers are Vietnamese (aren't they all?).

Anyway, I had to pick out a color which is always a nightmare for me (terrible at coming to a decision), and I decided on this bluish green color since summer is coming up. So, the lady did all the massaging and rubbing and cuticles etc. (feels sooooooooooooo good..:drools: ) and she starts putting the color on. One of the girls comes over to look and was all like "that's a nice color" but then she starts talking to the girl doing my nails in Vietnamese, and they laugh now and then, so of course the whole time I'm thinking "was she serious? is this a fucking ugly color and they're laughing at me?!?!"

Seconds later, the second girl is like "you want flower? it'll look nice" So I said, "sure." More Vietnamese talk, more giggles. So I'm thinking I'll probably take it off later on (at least the massage is worth the money). The flower was cute though >.>;

After it was done they waxed my eyebrows, and the girl that did my nails helped me get my sandals on (so it doesn't touch the wet polish, and I happened to look at her feet...She had on the EXACT same color and the EXACT same flower on....which means they weren't laughing at it, but something else (who the fuck knows what).


Fucking bitches need to stop laughing, shits confusing.

Also, /endtwitter

SPEAK ENGLISH

[Sera]

Oh yeah the chinese ones do that too
Let em laugh, that's why they work in a nail shop, fuckin crazy chattering china hens

[Charismatic]

God, woman... you're insecure.
You need a real man to make your life better.

[Ksandra]

God, woman... you're insecure.
You need a real man to make your life better.

I just want a fucking awesome color on my toes. I don't ask for much. I think I like it though.

[Charismatic]

I'm just sayin'

[Charismatic]

Also, official cum taster position opened up again...

[Ksandra]

Also, official cum taster position opened up again...

Oh great, another thing for you to pester me about...;_;

[Charismatic]

You know you like it.

[Sera]

Actually, if I may offer some advice for your next trip...

Laugh when they laugh. Every time they laugh or giggle, mirror it. Not mockingly, just act as if you understand. Laugh like a hyena on crack. It fucking weirds them out. They'll still do a good job, because they want a tip, but the looks on their little Asian faces are fucking priceless.

[Athas]

cool story br--

...sis?

[Colenzo]

So fiance said I should go get a pedicure, and I was like "fuck ya!", and went to one where the workers are Vietnamese (aren't they all?).

Anyway, I had to pick out a color which is always a nightmare for me (terrible at coming to a decision), and I decided on this bluish green color since summer is coming up. So, the lady did all the massaging and rubbing and cuticles etc. (feels sooooooooooooo good..:drools: ) and she starts putting the color on. One of the girls comes over to look and was all like "that's a nice color" but then she starts talking to the girl doing my nails in Vietnamese, and they laugh now and then, so of course the whole time I'm thinking "was she serious? is this a fucking ugly color and they're laughing at me?!?!"

Seconds later, the second girl is like "you want flower? it'll look nice" So I said, "sure." More Vietnamese talk, more giggles. So I'm thinking I'll probably take it off later on (at least the massage is worth the money). The flower was cute though >.>;

After it was done they waxed my eyebrows, and the girl that did my nails helped me get my sandals on (so it doesn't touch the wet polish, and I happened to look at her feet...She had on the EXACT same color and the EXACT same flower on....which means they weren't laughing at it, but something else (who the fuck knows what).


Fucking bitches need to stop laughing, shits confusing.

Also, /endtwitter

SPEAK ENGLISH

french pedicures are sexy

[Ksandra]

french pedicures are sexy

Only french pedicures that look right are the fake ones, and I'm not dealing with that shit when it gets itself ripped off (already hate it when it happens to my finger nails.)

[Heian]

Or you could let the free market decide and go to a place staff only by English speaking people, but of course that would cost too much.

Damn charlies

They terk ewr jerbs!

[Dimmauk]

Those Asians were talking about you.

[Colenzo]

Only french pedicures that look right are the fake ones, and I'm not dealing with that shit when it gets itself ripped off (already hate it when it happens to my finger nails.)

no

[gamez]

She could've been laughing because she has the same taste as you, nd her friend teased her for it, just saying, also chinese is easier to learn then french(mandarin is), so you could learn it and throw them off tbh.

[Ksandra]

this brings the question: do guys get pedicures (don't have to get nails painted for one) or do you consider that "too feminine"? Because if it's the latter your fucking missing out. Getting your foot massaged/oiled= awesome.

[Ksandra]

She could've been laughing because she has the same taste as you, nd her friend teased her for it, just saying, also chinese is easier to learn then french(mandarin is), so you could learn it and throw them off tbh.

chinese =/= vietnamese

[Colenzo]

I would get a manicure if I could afford to look metrosexual

[Colenzo]

I kind of like to keep my nails clean lol