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    My cat

    Just walked in on me while I was sucking my own dick to tell me that she wanted outside. Pussy should have just licked itself and GI JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE

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    So when'd you get your new microscope/straw combo.

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    in during grade school penis jokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    in during grade school penis jokes
    So there's a nig, in third grade. One day on the play ground, his friends compare the size of their peni. he goes running home screaming "Mom, why is my dick so much larger than all the guys in my class" she replies "Because you're 21 years old"

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    Cat needs to get a job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    peni.
    it's just penises. no need to get fancy telling a joke about stupid people, quick draw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    it's just penises. no need to get fancy telling a joke about stupid people, quick draw.
    I've always said peni, sounds better.

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    i mean if you are going to say peni you might was well just say dicks its one more letter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    I've always said peni, sounds better.
    only to the uneducated, fren

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    YEAH I WENT THERE

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    where ?

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    to the grammar/spelling on the internet zone. i mean really

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    i want you

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    to want me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    to the grammar/spelling on the internet zone. i mean really
    ¿no te gusta me pene bebe? (+ a few 's in places)

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    BA DAM

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    my cat has eyeballs in the back of her head, she looks around and around you know it makes me sad to see her like that

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    I had a cat once

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    was it cute?

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    no just delicious.

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