Chuck Norris Guards Croatia Bakery

[Kael]

Link: Chuck Norris Guards Croatia Bakery :: BalkanInsight.com

Store bosses have seen off burglars by placing a life-sized photo of Hollywood action star Chuck Norris in the window.

The Prerada bakery had experienced burglaries on an almost bi-weekly basis, and installed a life-size cut-out of the famous American tough guy in its window, with the warning that the store is “under the protection of Chuck Norris”.


Now the bakery hasn't had a single burglary for more than a month.


“To be honest we just started it as a joke but it really has worked. Thieves haven't been anywhere near us for ages. People seem to respect him,” sales assistant Mirna Kovac told LiveNews.


"Everyone around here has seen his films and he's quite a popular character, perhaps even among criminals, so they've decided to leave us alone," she added.

Haha, I can't believe it worked. Or maybe they just moved on to other shops. lol Still hilarious.

[Dimmauk]

Link: Chuck Norris Guards Croatia Bakery :: BalkanInsight.com



Haha, I can't believe it worked. Or maybe they just moved on to other shops. lol Still hilarious.

Time to start up my Chuck Norris cut-out security stand ups.

Missing in Action version

Delta Force version

Texas ranger version.

[Rhinox]

You know. The whole Chuck Norris thing was funny for a few mins when it first came out. Now its just retarded especially now that he wants Texas to secede from the union.

[Dimmauk]

You know. The whole Chuck Norris thing was funny for a few mins when it first came out. Now its just retarded especially now that he wants Texas to secede from the union.

He doesn't want Texas to secede, he only said he would run for president of Texas if it happened.

[Qeomash]

You know he'd win US president in a heartbeat if he ran.

[Stumblingdrunk]

You know he'd win US president in a heartbeat if he ran.

Sadly, yes

[Rhinox]

I think people are over the whole Chuck norris spiel at this point.

[Stumblingdrunk]

I think people are over the whole Chuck norris spiel at this point.

Over it or not, honestly I'd be pretty surprised if Chuck ran and lost. Yes, i do in fact think this little of the average American voter.

[Kyten]

Lol, pretty sweet.

[Plow]

You know. The whole Chuck Norris thing was funny for a few mins when it first came out. Now its just retarded especially now that he wants Texas to secede from the union.

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/attac...0&d=1242586090

[Kuya]

If you've read what Chuck Norris writes, then you really wouldn't want the guy as pres.

This one is him talking about anarchist gays:

Chuck Norris : If Democracy Doesn't Work, Try Anarchy - Townhall.com

This one is him complaining about Obama not saying the word Jesus:

Chuck Norris : Is Obama Afraid of the J-Word? - Townhall.com

[Plow]

If you've read what Chuck Norris writes, then you really wouldn't want the guy as pres.

This one is him talking about anarchist gays:

Chuck Norris : If Democracy Doesn't Work, Try Anarchy - Townhall.com

This one is him complaining about Obama not saying the word Jesus:

Chuck Norris : Is Obama Afraid of the J-Word? - Townhall.com

The religion one is dumb as hell, but as far as the first one goes, being against gay marriage doesn't mean he's wrong about the political process.

You can't just become crazy assholes because the majority rule is against your belief on a subject.

The same was true when it was the crazy conservatives forcing disgusting pictures in people's faces and blocking clinic entries and shit.

[Conrad]

You know he'd win US president in a heartbeat if he ran.

He's almost as old as John McCain (in fact, he'd be older than McCain was in 2008 if he ran in 2012), but I suppose since he's Chuck Norris there's no threat of him dying anyway.