ODE TO 1st CLASS GRAMMATON CLERIC

[guartz]

They called you a sense offender.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...rtz/cleric.jpg

They were right.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...tz/cleric1.jpg

Ode to grammaton cleric.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...quilibrium.jpg

[guartz]

The Gun Katas. through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.
Gun Kata Mastery

The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire.

[guartz]

bitche better holla back some respect, else this will not end "without incident"

[Colenzo]

would you please go fuck yourself already

[guartz]

would you please go fuck yourself already

I sense frustration. If anyone needs some self-induced relief, it is you, friend, not I.

[Colenzo]

jerk me off and induce me with relief

[Colenzo]

faggot

[guartz]

jerk me off and induce me with relief

Know what works better? Sticking your head in the oven. It might hurt a bit at first, but I guarantee it's nothing but bliss from then on... forever.

[Colenzo]

wouldnt a microwave be more destructive? man you really gotta think this shit through

[guartz]

wouldnt a microwave be more destructive? man you really gotta think this shit through

True, but I don't think you are smart enough to figure out how to activate a microwave while the door is open.

[Colenzo]

if i was hell bent on ruining my dome id figure out a way

[guartz]

if i was hell bent on ruining my dome id figure out a way

I'm sure* your efforts would make epic poetry.

[Colenzo]

so much blood, so little time

[Colenzo]

/wrists

[guartz]

You are pretty annoying man.

[Colenzo]

im good at what I do

[guartz]

oh good, righteous bannage.

[Day]

nice

[Diamicles]

hahahahaha banhammer

[Brill Weave]

For the record. Equilibrium was a fantastic movie. Probably one of the best movies nobody has heard of.