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    Z.O.E. 3

    So it's a well known fact that Kojima's gay. And it's a well known fact that everybody wants Z.O.E. 3.

    I'm willing to hire some of you guys to blow Kojima to get this made.

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    The currency I am willing to pay you with is Z.O.E. 3.

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    Your money is no good here, someone in spam will do it for free

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    I just finished Z.O.E 1 yesterday. It was a pretty enjoyable game. Even if the main character's unconvincing I DONT WANA KILL ANYBODY and mysteriously good piloting skills did make me barf a little. The end with Viola and the ending (good one) were pretty good.

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    Play Z.O.E. 2. It is a minimum of 10x better. I would recommend wearing a condom or keeping a spare pair of underwear handy.

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    You'll be fighting a boss and then you'll JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS.

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    I'm not exaggerating. You're going to cum. You'll going to be asking the game if it was good for it, too.

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    would play ZOE 1/2 again

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    for like a fourth time

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    The most fun I had in ZOE2 was on this mission



    Multiplayer sucked dick, though

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    How many beejs do you guys think it will take to get this made?

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    ZOE was based on a short story I wrote in grade 2. It was called 'wut i done at summer'. Based on that title I wasn't the smartest 10 year old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    ZOE was based on a short story I wrote in grade 2. It was called 'wut i done at summer'. Based on that title I wasn't the smartest 10 year old.
    MAYBE IT WAS A FIRST PERSON NARRATIVE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    There's a secret joke hidden within that joke, if you're a bad enough dude to find it.
    high five

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    MAYBE IT WAS A FIRST PERSON NARRATIVE
    blarg doesn't talk in first person

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    ZOE was based on a short story I wrote in grade 2. It was called 'wut i done at summer'. Based on that title I wasn't the smartest 10 year old.
    well not only do i have to call bullshit, but i guess i also need to say that it was a reference to the elphaba thread.

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    posting in a gay thread

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    Women pretending to be men should be fine, too.

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    you would say that

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