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    Some bitch married the Eiffel Tower

    Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower - Telegraph
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    Erika La Tour Eiffel has 'married' Paris's famous monument
    Erika La Tour Eiffel, 37, a former soldier who lives in San Francisco, has been in love with objects before. Her first infatuation was with Lance, a bow that helped her to become a world-class archer, she is fond of the Berlin Wall and she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.
    But it is the Eiffel Tower she has pledged to love, honour and obey in an intimate ceremony attended by a handful of friends. She has changed her name legally to reflect the bond. She revisits the massive structure as part of a documentary on Five on Objectum-Sexual women. There are around 40 people in the world who have declared themselves OS, all of them women and many of them also Asperger's Syndrome sufferers.
    The OS term was first coined by Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, a 54-year-old woman who has been "married" to the
    Berlin Wall for 29 years. Before returning to Paris for her first wedding anniversary, Mrs La Tour Eiffel visits the Berlin Wall, where her affection for what many Germans see as a symbol of repression leads to an uncomfortable encounter with a member of the staff at the Checkpoint Charlie museum.
    "I just don't understand how some people can bring someone into the world like a child - an object - and then not
    love them," she said. She explained that she feels an affinity with the wall: "I am the Berlin Wall. Hate me, try to break me apart, but I will still be here, standing." She blames her upbringing for her condition. She claims to have been molested by her half-brother and abandoned by her parents to various foster homes.
    "If I am the way I am today because of everything that happened to me, then I'm alright with it," she said. "I wouldn't change who I am now."
    Jerry Brooker, from New York State, one of the psychotherapists interviewed for the documentary, said that OS
    women were motivated by a need for control.
    "Someone who falls in love with objects can control that relationship on their own terms," he said. "Their objects
    will not let them down. That is extremely attractive for a person who is otherwise often desperately lonely."
    No seriously wut

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    what a slut

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    at least she knows he's packin, nya'mean

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    that tour is going to ruin her for other men

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    Reminds me of the chick in Canadian Bacon.

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    This is why gay marriage is a bad thing

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    she's not really hurting anything by marrying the Eiffel tower, i mean, she's hurting my sides indirectly cause I can't stop laughing, but other than that it's pretty victimless, and she seems happy

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    Poor Eiffel Tower

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    she's not really hurting anything by marrying the Eiffel tower, i mean, she's hurting my sides indirectly cause I can't stop laughing, but other than that it's pretty victimless, and she seems happy
    What about all the suitors who were lining up for the tower, it just got up and taken by some bitch.

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    At least she knows where it's been.

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    i like the Eiffel tower. you can share a chick with your best friend... and high five him at the same time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilkerm View Post
    i like the Eiffel tower. you can share a chick with your best friend... and high five him at the same time
    lol

    also i wonder if objects are allowed to have multiple spouses...

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    this is where gay marriage leads btw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    also i wonder if objects are allowed to have multiple spouses...
    Double dildo action - Pornhub.com

    I would approve.

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