My Friend's Mother Just Asked For A One Night Stand

[Krye]

Not just now, but just about every night.

She gets drunk and asks me to have sex with her, I tell her I don't want to, then she asks, "But didn't we before?". I inform her that we have not ever had sexual intercourse and she responds, "Oh, I must have imagined it".

Bitch I've told you a thousand times, god damn your memory is terrible.

No, I'm not kidding. She's like 50 years old, fat and ugly.

I was shrooming hella hard the other night and I locked myself in my room and she kept knocking on my door asking me to have sex with her and I was freaking out because I had to use the bathroom and I thought I was going to get raped if I left the room so I had to piss in a bottle.

[Krye]

Also, she's married.

[Ryko]

See, now this was well played.

[Ryko]

It's nice to see spam come together for the greater good.

[Odon]

The thing is, hes not joking. I was telling him to piss out of his window so he didn't have to go out of his room.

[Zalius]

move to nebraska nobody lives in nebraska she wont find you in nebraska

[richardd]

if she was a milf, would you hit it?

[Kiro]

You all realize he's posted this before right?

[Ohaigaiz]

i bet that shroom hit you hella hard like that hella hard hit you took man your hella cool

Spoiler: show

no

[Celeste]

She raped you while you slept, silly.

[Beckwin]

krye lives with ryko?

no wonder the depression has rubbed off

[gamez]

krye lives with ryko?

no wonder the depression has rubbed off

not the only thing they've rubbed off together tbh.

[Brill Weave]

You all realize he's posted this before right?

There's really only so much crap he can post without repeating.

[Day]

Can be said for everything

[Day]

and wtf kiro you got a little krye journal or something, probably got the posts catalogued by subject matter and in alphabetical order

[Linktri]

You can (and are) judged by the company you keep.

[Ragnell]

not the only thing they've rubbed off together tbh.

fucking lol'd

[Kiro]

and wtf kiro you got a little krye journal or something, probably got the posts catalogued by subject matter and in alphabetical order

You know it.

[Day]

Can I borrow that shit, I need to look something up

[Shenrien]

It may not be good pussy but .. pussy's, pussy? lol