One True Spam Wagon.

[gamez]

http://www.travellifehistory.com/eca...nancy/oxen.jpg

We're heading for the west, all of us are now in the East, whose on board with me;
Gamez

We have:
-two oxen
-one wagon
-one spare wheel
-0 food as of yet, gather 2 things of food each, it has to last us.
-No money.
- 1 survival tool each, 1 box of ammunition for firearms.

Chip in what you can, lets get on the trail!

[Bagel]

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/image.../hakbkaabe.jpg

[gamez]

I....Alright.



Whose on board with me;
Gamez
Bagel

We have:
-two oxen
-one wagon
-one spare wheel
-0 food as of yet, gather 2 things of food each, it has to last us.
-No money.
- 1 survival tool each, 1 box of ammunition for firearms.
- 1 Hat : Bagel
- 12 Grandfather Clocks : Bagel

Position: New Jersey[START][DAY 1]

[Conrad]

Who goes on a trip without any bacon @.@

[Atreides]

From the animals you shot, you got 4700 pounds of meat.

However, you were only able to carry 100 pounds back to your wagon.

edit: holy fuck this tshirt is awesome:
http://www.80stees.com/images/extraLarge/ORE001_LG1.jpg

[gamez]

Whose on board with me;
Gamez
Bagel
Skirkle

We have:
-two oxen
-one wagon
-one spare wheel
-0 food as of yet, gather 2 things of food each, it has to last us.
-No money.
- 1 survival tool each, 1 box of ammunition for firearms.
- 1 Hat : Bagel
- 12 Grandfather Clocks : Bagel
- 2 packages of bacon; non refrigerated - Skirkle

Position: New Jersey[START][DAY 1]

Btw, if you post in this thread you're on the Spam wagon, no exceptions.

[gamez]

Meat

Whose on board with me;
Gamez
Bagel
Skirkle
Atreides

We have:
-two oxen
-one wagon
-one spare wheel
-0 food as of yet, gather 2 things of food each, it has to last us.
-No money.
- 1 survival tool each, 1 box of ammunition for firearms.
- 1 Hat : Bagel
- 12 Grandfather Clocks : Bagel
- 2 packages of bacon; non refrigerated: Skirkle
- 1 Rifle, 12 shells : Atreides
- 2 Deer Carcass : Atreides

Position: New Jersey[START][DAY 1]

[Blarg]

I can bring some tim hortons coffee

[Blarg]

Wait, I am in the west

[Bagel]

First things first, I set clock #2 5 minutes ahead of #1, #3 10 minutes ahead etc so that every five minutes a clock goes off

[gamez]

Whose on board with me;
Gamez
Bagel
Skirkle
Atreides
Blarg[Day 2]

We have:
-two oxen
-one wagon
-one spare wheel
-0 food as of yet, gather 2 things of food each, it has to last us.
-No money.
- 1 survival tool each, 1 box of ammunition for firearms.
- 1 Hat : Bagel
- 12 Grandfather Clocks : Bagel
- 2 packages of bacon; non refrigerated: Skirkle
- 1 Rifle, 12 shells : Atreides
- 2 Deer Carcass : Atreides
- 1 Tim Hortons Instant Coffee Can : Blarg
- 1 Shovel : Gamez
- Half eaten plate of cold chicken fingers and fries: Gamez

Position: Toronto[Second Location][DAY 2]

Bagel sets his 12 clocks to go off every 5 minutes. One of the Oxen becomes spooked after being driven batshit insane, and bucks wildly causing both oxen to trample the homeless in the streets of Toronto.

The wagon breaks to a halt after crashing into Garbage from the City strike.

[Day 3]
We are forced to answer to the police for the hit & run incidents. Bagel takes to steering the wagon out of the pile while Blarg & Gamez attempt to work out the situation in a friendly Canadian manner.

Once free, Skirkle & Atreides become enraged in the hold-up in travel caused by the drawn out peaceful negotiations and push two clocks out the back of the wagon onto the unsuspecting officers. We make a break for border down to Windsor/Detroit.

[Day 4]

[Colenzo]

posting in a gay thread

[gamez]

Whose on board with me;
Gamez
Bagel
Skirkle
Atreides
Blarg[Day 2]
Colenzo[Day 4 - DEAD - You have died of SARS - Toronto to Detroit]
We have:
-two oxen
-one wagon
-one spare wheel
-0 food as of yet, gather 2 things of food each, it has to last us.
-No money.
- 1 survival tool each, 1 box of ammunition for firearms.
- 1 Hat : Bagel
- 10 Grandfather Clocks : Bagel
- 2 packages of bacon; non refrigerated: Skirkle
- 1 Rifle, 12 shells : Atreides
- 2 Deer Carcass : Atreides
- 1 Tim Hortons Instant Coffee Can : Blarg
- 1 Shovel : Gamez
- 1 Bag of Torontonian Garbage[Day 2]
- 100 lbs. of Colenzo

[Day 4]
Picked up a hitchhiker, Colenzo along the road to Detroit. Due to the 10 remaining clocks taking up most of the wagon, we let him ride in the back near the garbage from Toronto, he contracts SARS and dies unfortunately. Skirkle cuts him up for meat.

[Akucaen]

I'm standing on the side of the trail with my hitchhikers thumb out with loads of hookers and blow, (only male hookers though.)

[Conrad]

- 100 lbs. of Colenzo

Have you seen Colenzo's picture?

Also who's*

[gamez]

Whose on board with me;
Gamez
Bagel
Skirkle
Atreides
Blarg[Day 2]
Colenzo[Day 4 - DEAD - You have died of SARS - Toronto to Detroit]
Akucaen[Day 5]

We have:
-two oxen
-one wagon
-one spare wheel
-0 food as of yet, gather 2 things of food each, it has to last us.
-No money.
- 1 survival tool each, 1 box of ammunition for firearms.
- 1 Hat : Bagel
- 10 Grandfather Clocks : Bagel
- 2 packages of bacon; non refrigerated: Skirkle
- 1 Rifle, 12 shells : Atreides
- 2 Deer Carcass : Atreides
- 1 Tim Hortons Instant Coffee Can : Blarg
- 1 Shovel : Gamez
- 1 Bag of Torontonian Garbage[Day 2]
- 70 lbs. of Colenzo
- 1 lb. cocaine - Akucaen
- 1 Mr.Slave - Akucaen

Location: Detroit[Day 5]
We start off the day by cooking up 30 pounds of Colenzo and splitting him medium-rare for breakfast.

Stop on the way to the great lakes to pick up Akucaen, and one of his male hookers. Bartering with his cocaine, he gets us access across the border and back into the U.S. - Detroit people fucking love cocaine.

[gamez]

Have you seen Colenzo's picture?

Also who's*

Can't take too much of your hunted game back to the wagon, you made me do this!

[Day]

Day 2 and 4 was fucking confusing there for a minute

[gamez]

Whose on board with me;
Gamez
Bagel
Skirkle
Atreides
Blarg[Day 2]
Colenzo[Day 4 - DEAD - You have died of SARS - Toronto to Detroit]
Akucaen[Day 5]
Day[Day 5]
We have:
-two oxen
-one wagon
-one spare wheel
-0 food as of yet, gather 2 things of food each, it has to last us.
-No money.
- 1 survival tool each, 1 box of ammunition for firearms.
- 1 Hat : Bagel
- 10 Grandfather Clocks : Bagel
- 2 packages of bacon; non refrigerated: Skirkle
- 1 Rifle, 12 shells : Atreides
- 2 Deer Carcass : Atreides
- 1 Tim Hortons Instant Coffee Can : Blarg
- 1 Shovel : Gamez
- 1 Bag of Torontonian Garbage[Day 2]
- 70 lbs. of Colenzo
- 1 lb. cocaine - Akucaen
- 1 Mr.Slave - Akucaen

[Day 5]
We come across Day hanging out with the cocaine fiends in Detroit, decide he's good people and let him on board the wagon after some coaxing to leave his party of friendly fellows for the plate of Gamez chicken fingers.

[Akucaen]

I have to go to the bathroom now. I'm also bored.