prednisone

[tyven]

anyone ever have to take it? is it awful? the side effects seem pretty bad

[Shiroikage]

It made me feel like I could disembowel an elephant.

[Krye]

With your cock?

[Kiarax]

Rip and tear.

[Shiroikage]

Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[tyven]

i am on day 3 of 9 and feel no different. but according to the wiki there are like 5billion side effects, HOW CAN I POSSIBLY DODGE THEM ALL?

[Krye]

Only bitches get side effects.

For instance, I get no side effects.

But one of my best friends gets every single side effect listed on anything he takes. Because he's a bitch.

[Kiro]

Shoulda' stuck with the old-fashioned oxycontin.

[Dimmauk]

anyone ever have to take it? is it awful? the side effects seem pretty bad

Long-term side-effects include Cushing's syndrome, truncal weight gain, osteoporosis, glaucoma, type II diabetes mellitus, and depression upon withdrawal.

Major

* increased blood sugar for diabetics
* weight gain
* facial swelling
* depression, mania, or other psychiatric symptoms
* unusual fatigue or weakness
* mental confusion / indecisiveness
* blurred vision
* abdominal pain
* peptic ulcer
* infections
* painful hips or shoulders
* Steroid-induced osteoporosis
* Long term migraines
* insomnia
* severe joint pain
* cataracts
* anxiety
* black stool
* stomach pain or bloating
* severe swelling
* mouth sores or dry mouth
* avascular necrosis
* Dry Mouth
* Severe Weight Loss
* Restless Leg Syndrome
* Restless Arm Syndrome
* Restless Torso syndrome
* Scruffula
* Bad humors
* Late Onset Albinoism
* It has a certain sedative effect
* Spontaneous pregnancy
* Increased risk of vampire attack
* Mild kidney explosions
* Testicular cranberrying
* Rectal hallucinations
* Vein seizures
* Aortal collapse
* Monkey-lung
* Lung-fire
* Eye-curdling
* Abdominal migration
* Involuntary Narnia adventures
* ADHDEAD
* Rectal frosting
* Arby’s Mouth
* Tennis Scrotum
* Chinese fire bones
* brain whistle
* eyesplosions
* Siamese Nipples
* Hair Swelling
* Involuntary Blowhole
* Bearded Thalamus
* Transsexual Kidneys
* Rectal Dyslexia







Minor

* stretch marks
* nervousness
* acne
* rash
* increased appetite
* hyperactivity
* frequent urination
* diarrhea
* removes intestinal flora
* leg pain
* sensitive teeth
* Rage
* Mild Hulkism
* Phantom Hand Syndrome
* Vivid dreams of self-cannibalization
* Hairy Uvula
* Speaking in tongues
* Pulmonary weevils
* Brain tooth
* Reemergence of the umbilical cord
* Autonomous nipple syndrome
* Genital migration
* Brain tooth
* Lactose addiction
* X-ray hearing
* Gopherism
* Multi-brow
* Tracheal meerkat colonies
* Testicular myopia
* Warlock hump
* Scrappy Doo-ism
* Rocky Mountain oysterism
* Grover Norquist syndrome
* Rectal buffalo wings
* Thoracic geysers
* Nostril inversion
* Inability to breathe on weekends
* Pituitary ferns
* Skeletal xylophoning
* Teriyaki Lung
* Armpit Homunculus
* Knee Transference
* Verizon Guy Syndrome
* Flu-namis
* Spontaneous Mertail
* Honey Nut Areolas
* Ankle Bearding
* Precocious Kidney
* Hungry, Hungry Hipbones
* Spaghetti Ovaries
* Argyle Pattern Baldness
* Lou Ferriganos
* Vigilant Kidney
* Pez Neck
* Mahmoud Ahmadinejaw
* Femoral Jam Banding
* Irritating Bowel Syndrome
* Chest Pattern Baldness
* Gastric Thighpass
* Male Pattern Balls
* Radiohead



Why would you take that drug with all those Side Effects?

[tyven]

clear up some psroriasis on my legs and elbows LOL

[Kiro]

* Rectal Dyslexia

What the fuck?

[tyven]

doesnt seem like an even trade off does it?

[Kiro]

Want some weed? Only side effects are hunger and short-term memory loss. :>

[volcanicweather]

my cat has been taking this for awhile, she just gets an injection of it

[Dimmauk]

* Restless Torso syndrome

Sounds awesome.

[Electro]

I'm on it right now for headaches. So far its not working. Only side effect I got was sweating more than usual.

[Conrad]

Long-term side-effects include Cushing's syndrome, truncal weight gain, osteoporosis, glaucoma, type II diabetes mellitus, and depression upon withdrawal.

Major

* increased blood sugar for diabetics
* weight gain
* facial swelling
* depression, mania, or other psychiatric symptoms
* unusual fatigue or weakness
* mental confusion / indecisiveness
* blurred vision
* abdominal pain
* peptic ulcer
* infections
* painful hips or shoulders
* Steroid-induced osteoporosis
* Long term migraines
* insomnia
* severe joint pain
* cataracts
* anxiety
* black stool
* stomach pain or bloating
* severe swelling
* mouth sores or dry mouth
* avascular necrosis
* Dry Mouth
* Severe Weight Loss
* Restless Leg Syndrome
* Restless Arm Syndrome
* Restless Torso syndrome
* Scruffula
* Bad humors
* Late Onset Albinoism
* It has a certain sedative effect
* Spontaneous pregnancy
* Increased risk of vampire attack
* Mild kidney explosions
* Testicular cranberrying
* Rectal hallucinations
* Vein seizures
* Aortal collapse
* Monkey-lung
* Lung-fire
* Eye-curdling
* Abdominal migration
* Involuntary Narnia adventures
* ADHDEAD
* Rectal frosting
* Arby’s Mouth
* Tennis Scrotum
* Chinese fire bones
* brain whistle
* eyesplosions
* Siamese Nipples
* Hair Swelling
* Involuntary Blowhole
* Bearded Thalamus
* Transsexual Kidneys
* Rectal Dyslexia







Minor

* stretch marks
* nervousness
* acne
* rash
* increased appetite
* hyperactivity
* frequent urination
* diarrhea
* removes intestinal flora
* leg pain
* sensitive teeth
* Rage
* Mild Hulkism
* Phantom Hand Syndrome
* Vivid dreams of self-cannibalization
* Hairy Uvula
* Speaking in tongues
* Pulmonary weevils
* Brain tooth
* Reemergence of the umbilical cord
* Autonomous nipple syndrome
* Genital migration
* Brain tooth
* Lactose addiction
* X-ray hearing
* Gopherism
* Multi-brow
* Tracheal meerkat colonies
* Testicular myopia
* Warlock hump
* Scrappy Doo-ism
* Rocky Mountain oysterism
* Grover Norquist syndrome
* Rectal buffalo wings
* Thoracic geysers
* Nostril inversion
* Inability to breathe on weekends
* Pituitary ferns
* Skeletal xylophoning
* Teriyaki Lung
* Armpit Homunculus
* Knee Transference
* Verizon Guy Syndrome
* Flu-namis
* Spontaneous Mertail
* Honey Nut Areolas
* Ankle Bearding
* Precocious Kidney
* Hungry, Hungry Hipbones
* Spaghetti Ovaries
* Argyle Pattern Baldness
* Lou Ferriganos
* Vigilant Kidney
* Pez Neck
* Mahmoud Ahmadinejaw
* Femoral Jam Banding
* Irritating Bowel Syndrome
* Chest Pattern Baldness
* Gastric Thighpass
* Male Pattern Balls
* Radiohead



Why would you take that drug with all those Side Effects?

I like Stephen Colbert too, I think there is a thread in general where you can express how much you love him.

[ZarakiKujata]

i am on day 3 of 9 and feel no different. but according to the wiki there are like 5billion side effects, HOW CAN I POSSIBLY DODGE THEM ALL?

Are you including your weening period in those 9? Since taking it for more then a week will shut your bodies hormone production down and you need to be weened off to get it back started. Anyways, I definitely noticed increased body hair, insomnia, and a little weight gain(its more slowing your metabolism and relocating all your fat to your face/core then pure weight gain). However the worst side effect was the whole ripping the lining of your stomach apart, for which I then had to take more meds for another ~month.

[tyven]

and here i though dimmy was creative enough to add them

[Dimmauk]

I like Stephen Colbert too, I think there is a thread in general where you can express how much you love him.

Yeah I saw it the other day.