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    DUI on a lazy boy

    Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy - LA Daily News


    DULUTH, Minn. — A Minnesota man has pleaded guilty to driving his motorized La-Z-Boy chair while drunk.

    A criminal complaint says 62-year-old Dennis LeRoy Anderson told police he left a bar in the northern Minnesota town of Proctor on his chair after drinking eight or nine beers.

    Prosecutors say Anderson's blood alcohol content was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit, when he crashed into a parked vehicle in August 2008. He was not seriously injured.

    Police said the chair was powered by a converted lawnmower and had a stereo and cup holders.

    Sixth Judicial District Judge Heather Sweetland stayed 180 days of jail time Monday and ordered two years of probation for Anderson. His attorney, David Keegan, did not immediately return a call for comment

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    About what I expect from Duluth MN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mamimikun View Post

    Police said the chair was powered by a converted lawnmower and had a stereo and cup holders.
    Ballin' ride... bet it got impounded .

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    This must be a common occurrence or something, because it's happened before! Don't recall if the other case was also in MN, or if it was some other brand of recliner, but it's crazy how often this happens.

    It's like the prisoner escaping by mailing himself out of jail, happened in at least two different countries at different prisons.

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    Would it be safe to assume he drove to the bar while intoxicated? I can see no other reason for someone to assume a lawnmower-powered recliner is a means of transportation. With that being said..... Could you possibly think of any other vehicle that would draw more attention to you? wow..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellahh View Post
    Ballin' ride... bet it got impounded .
    It did and the police are going to auction it off...

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    Does this mean people who are confined to motorized wheelchairs can't even move when they're drunk?

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    Damn rednecks are smart.

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    Northern Ontario Canada, you see shit like that everywhere. Gas powered coolers, recliners, tricked out golf carts. Hell, there's probably a gas powered toilet out there.

    Cottage country. If you're not drunk 24/7 they kick your ass back to the city.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khamsin View Post
    This must be a common occurrence or something, because it's happened before! Don't recall if the other case was also in MN, or if it was some other brand of recliner, but it's crazy how often this happens.

    It's like the prisoner escaping by mailing himself out of jail, happened in at least two different countries at different prisons.
    who the hell is motorizing these lazyboys? I thought I was having deja vu or this was just olde or w/e


    you know this is what people think of americans right? I'm really trying not to have my stereotypes reinforced here but.. lol

    come on haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    who the hell is motorizing these lazyboys? I thought I was having deja vu or this was just olde or w/e


    you know this is what people think of americans right? I'm really trying not to have my stereotypes reinforced here but.. lol

    come on haha
    I thought it was a repost, too, but the date on the article is current. Go figure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    Northern Ontario Canada, you see shit like that everywhere. Gas powered coolers, recliners, tricked out golf carts. Hell, there's probably a gas powered toilet out there.

    Cottage country. If you're not drunk 24/7 they kick your ass back to the city.
    where in northern ontario, i'm from kirkland lake originally and i challenge your statement as it is complete bullshit

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    It's like a grown up's go cart. Can't say I'd own one but it does look pretty funny.

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    I could be mistaken, but wasn't the other story about a motorized bar stool?

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    Holy shit, this is fantastic. Someone who makes a motorized lazy boy shouldn't get a DWI though. They should get a LWI and an awesome award.

    Shit, now I want to race lazy boys.

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