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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Speaking of rape:

    New Condom with Teeth… Ouch!

    New Condom with Teeth… Ouch!

    Sonette Ehlers, of South Africa (the rape capital of the world), has invented an anti-rape device that goes by the name, Rapex, and now appears to be set for production. I would have voted for the South African Tickler, but maybe from a marketing standpoint, having the word ‘rape’ in the name of the device is better.

    rapex condom

    The device is basically a female condom with teeth lining the inside that work just like the protective spikes in a parking garage… You can go in, but whatever you do, don’t back out. The teeth are angled so they allow penetration, but bite like a shark as the penis is removed, supposedly causing so much pain that it will give the woman a chance to escape. Further, according to Ms. Ehlers, the device will need to be surgically removed at a hospital, which will lead to the capture of the rapist.

    The rape condom is highly controversial and has been criticized more than it’s been praised. Rape survivor, journalist and activist, Charlene Smith, says she believes the device will increase the victim’s risk of being killed.

    Although I agree with Charlene and have concerns that rapists that are not completely incapacitated by the device may become so enraged that they will kill their victims, I also wonder how many husbands and boyfriends will be admitted to hospitals because of women that forgot to remove the contraptions.

    From now on, I suggest that men start using the Rapex Test and always insert two fingers prior to penile penetration. Explaining to your doctor why you have a condom with teeth attached to your fingers might be embarrassing, but consider the alternative.

    Note: If you are a rapist, please ignore the advice I’ve just given and follow this advice instead. Turn yourself in to the police if you have raped a woman, or make an appointment with a psychologist first thing tomorrow morning if you’ve been thinking about doing it, you sick fuck.

    Rapex is scheduled to receive final approval next month and will be mass produced in China.

    http://www.hammeruncut.com/pics/rapex-condom.jpg

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    BG as a whole just needs to watch philly D and shut the fuck up.

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    Posted: March 25th, 2007 under Nutty News.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerios View Post
    Posted: March 25th, 2007 under Nutty News.
    meh, my friend linked me it and I thought the image of a guy sticking his dick in a girl and getting that on him a highly bizarre image so figured I'd share.

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    Ya I think that's gonna get some triflin' ho killed unless she has a stun gun / mace with her too

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    so new

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    What the fuck is your sig Colenzo? LOL

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    dude its the fuckin shake weight

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    Also a Jerk off machine

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    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    this is so olde i thought you were trolling

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
    Oh, you've got blue eyes.
    Oh, you've got grey eyes.

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    should keep one in your butt and mouth as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    should keep one in your butt and mouth as well
    Ears and arm pits too

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    Hell, might as well stick a couple in your nostrils and lunch box

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    wouldn't that like stretch out your pussy if you wear it all the time?

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    The kind of sluts that get raped already have stretched out pussies.

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    have you seen last house on the left? she was a virgin. what about her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top Tier View Post
    BG as a whole just needs to watch philly D and shut the fuck up.
    srly, lol

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    philly d is terrible

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    Quality here isnt the issue, faggot.

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    the issue is that he's terrible and you're terrible for watching him or suggesting that anyone watch him.

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