pathetic but awesome

[Zalius]

i found a sweater in the bottom of my dresser that had like, enough for a bowl and a half between it and an empty bag i had in my container. some of it is like, half smoked so i dont know what happened lol

but, whats awesome is that i just got high like right now this very second and im thinking of all of things i want to say at once but theyre not coming out of my keyboard oh my god you guys you have to stare at your screen at every word you type oh my god im doing it right now i swear to god you have to like look at your screen and type really fast while youre doing it and realize that youre like TALKING with your fingers like youre not even thinking about your fingers moving theyre just doing it while youre speaking is this what deaf people live like???? is this what sign language really feels like? cause right now i dont even know if im typing right and shit but i am like its not even like im typing im just talking and words are appearing on my monitor

[Zalius]

oh god what have i done

[Shiroikage]

Not made sense.

[Blarg]

you smoked your sweater?

[Zalius]

dude. shi shi, if i may. dude type and look at what youre typing. dont look at your fingers. do it like youre talking at your screen. and you start to realize, youre communicating. the exact same way you do when youre talking. its the same thing as being in person. its just like sign language.

look at what youre typing on your monitor, and youll naturally push it out of your mouth, because youre doing the same thing. when you think WALK with brain, its the same signal as saying walk that makes you type WALK. like, seriously, just type something as if i were in front of you, and think about what your hands are doing. like really fucking think about it. theyre doing the same thing as sign language. theyre reading the signal for the word and computing it into motion, and then you type. its the same fucking thing as language dog. the same. fucking. thing.

holy fuck

[Zalius]

do you have any idea how fucking complex we are you fuckers

[Shiroikage]

I say everything I type out loud.

[Zalius]

DUDE YOURE MISSING IT MAN

detach yourself from the fucking act of typing. like, im assuming you're a good typer. you type probably over 50 wpm, probably few errors and could probably outtype most of your friends. now, seriously, seriously. think about it. forget your hands for a second, and realize what youre actually doing. youre making a word appear in the box, with your mind. your mind tells your fingers what words to choose. your fingers compute those words as motion.

when you talk, that same signal converts the word "walk" to motion in your mouth. its the same exact thing. youre just speaking through a different MEDIUM. its the exact same mental process. one goes to your mouth when youre speaking in person, one goes to your fingers when youre typing

do you understand how amazing this is

[Linliel]

lol <3

[Zalius]

do you understand

[Zalius]

i just discovered this im the first one i bet i have to be

[Shiroikage]

Yeah, that is pretty much how skeletal muscles work.

[Cyn]

God damn son, you got this stoned off of a bowl pack and a half?

[Linliel]

Dude of course I understand. I'm a philosopher. I get paid to think about the bleeding obvious in different ways. Also I don't need to get stoned to do it!

[Blarg]

can you draw a picture for us of this 'typing word communication' process, it's pretty hard to understand

[Zalius]

oooh hoo everybody look at linliel she's sooooooooo cooooooool

[Zalius]

dude i dont think i can draw right now. and yes cyn, but i should probably say this is a bowl from a bong alone with a pretty deep slider. and its old as shit and totally dry and its my first one of the day annnnnnd i took sleeping pills ya

[Blarg]

oooh hoo everybody look at linliel she's sooooooooo cooooooool

Until you pointed it out I didn't realize just how cool Linliel was. Thanks

[Cyn]

Ah. Yeah, taking sleeping pills and not actually falling asleep can get you pretty fucked up.

I kind of wish I could smoke pot. Shit makes me violently ill most of the time. So i have to resort to harder drugs.... lol.

[Zalius]

can you draw a picture for us of this 'typing word communication' process, it's pretty hard to understand

dude no now youre skewing this into true dumbness you think i cant see your cunning sarcasm oh well blarg i can and let me tell you something think about it as if you were in person with just a keyboard and NO COMPUTER, just looking at that person. you could keep your mouth closed, with no talking words spoken, and say things to them that they would only be able to understand if they had some way of computing the pattern at which your motion is used. its not like, hey im typing yo ho ho look at me this is how the world works, this is crazy shit that isnt even fathomable