FUCK

**Cream Soda** · 2009-12-09 06:57

Not even 7am, just got to school and popped the button AND the zipper right off my pants. This is going to be a long day, especially at the 6mile bike ride campus switch part.

**Cantih** · 2009-12-09 07:04

Just take them off

**Charismatic** · 2009-12-09 09:14

this is why niggas don't wear TAP

**Colenzo** · 2009-12-09 09:37

looks like its time to bust out the rope

**Abandon** · 2009-12-09 09:43

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

Not even 7am, just got to school and popped the button AND the zipper right off my pants. This is going to be a long day, especially at the 6mile bike ride campus switch part.

HAHA, how does that even happen?

**Abandon** · 2009-12-09 09:44

You gotta be a fat motherfucker to do that, rofl

**Charismatic** · 2009-12-09 09:46

Or he was wearing aforementioned Tight Ass Pants, he's not fat but man... had to have been wearing some white boy pants or some shit.
It's just not possible for blacks to do that as evidenced by this thread.

**Colenzo** · 2009-12-09 09:48

Vegetto is one fit negroid, cant steal bikes and be fat at the same time man, shit just doesnt work that way.

**Abandon** · 2009-12-09 09:48

"I don't tight jeans like the white boys"

**Abandon** · 2009-12-09 09:56

"Gotta bop like this, can't wear skinny jeans cuz my knots don't fit"

**Cream Soda** · 2009-12-09 10:02

I had a big ass wedgie and tried to undo it w/o unbuttoning. Lol my dick just popped out in biology and I think the guy next to me seen it

**Drunknmunky** · 2009-12-09 10:02

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...reature025.jpg

Is this what happen?

**Cream Soda** · 2009-12-09 10:03

Originally Posted by Drunknmunky

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...reature025.jpg

Is this what happen?

FUCK NO

**Cream Soda** · 2009-12-09 11:19

Dick popped out in the hallway and someone caught a glimpse, lmao. I had my headphones on so I had no clue if they said anything. I kept walking.

**Charismatic** · 2009-12-09 11:22

You're loving this aren't you?

**Cream Soda** · 2009-12-09 11:23

Well, the bike ride from campus A to campus B sucked ass

**quannum** · 2009-12-09 12:55

why don't you just go home and change if it's a problem

**Cream Soda** · 2009-12-09 13:30

Originally Posted by quannum

why don't you just go home and change if it's a problem

It's an 16 miles of bike riding extra that I don't intend on doing. Also, have a test in a couple hours and I'd rather use my time to study for that rather than going home and getting pants

**Howard Roark** · 2009-12-10 00:20

my old roomate used to sleep on the couch, and like most guys he tshirt and boxers'd it up

only problem is he had his legs curled up enough that it made a slight fold in the fly of his boxers (why do these have a fly at all....) and ya I saw the captain peeking out

the funny part, other than me never wanting to see that, was that I had gone to the door to let my then girlfriend in and head to my room; I'm pretty sure she never noticed but I did try to keep her attention and distract her

also I never told him this happened

**Linliel** · 2009-12-11 09:17

Originally Posted by Howard Roark

my old roomate used to sleep on the couch, and like most guys he tshirt and boxers'd it up

only problem is he had his legs curled up enough that it made a slight fold in the fly of his boxers (why do these have a fly at all....) and ya I saw the captain peeking out

god my housemate used to do this, except when I'd go into his room to talk to him, he'd inadvertantly put his legs up on his bed (from his chair) which would open them right up at the leg and I'd end up seeing his balls. Hilariously funny but ultimately also awkward. Because you can't... look... away...

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