Uknowingly baked expired cupcakes. Knowingly ate expired cupcakes.

[Lochnessmonster]

So, there's been this cupcake package sitting up in the pantry that my roommate's mom had given us.

I, craving the double-chocolately goodness, decided to bake said cupcakes. Unbeknownst to me, the expiration date on the box had passed... One year and three months ago.

However, I had caught this digestive disaster preemptively after they had finished baking. But seeing the completed product in all its glory had certainly tempted me. Over much deliberation, I decided to eat the "expired" food.

Now, this isn't so much a "Ask BG MD 'Am I going to die?'" post, as it is a "If I am to die in my sleep, I'd prefer it to be known that it wasn't a cupcake that killed me. It was my roommate" kind of post.

Also, if you'd find this more humorous if I talked in all capital letters or stalked up a chick, I'd gladly oblige.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I think with dehydrated and heavily preserved food it's more of a "Best By" date and not an expiry. You should be fine, but if projectile vomit seems eminent, pics and or video are your duty to this thread.

[Saxon]

I saw baked and cupcakes in the thread title, and was promptly let down by the content.

[Lochnessmonster]

Yeah, it came with sweetened condensed milk. Is that normally brown? The pouch wasn't blown up so here's to no botulism!

[Killgannon]

I saw baked and cupcakes in the thread title, and was promptly let down by the content.

yup.

[Lochnessmonster]

I saw baked and cupcakes in the thread title, and was promptly let down by the content.

I assure you, after seeing cupcakes in my pantry, only to realize that they're expired, is much more painful.

[Killgannon]

you're still alive and coherent after an hour, i think you're good brah

[Shiroikage]

Nah, I'd give him 6 hours to be confident that he doesn't have food poisoning.

[Shiroikage]

Actually, nevermind, if it's properly cooked and you aren't sick very soon, you're probably going to be alright.

[mootsfox]

Sugar doesn't go bad dude.

[Sanoske]

My great aunt was always giving us random microwavable meals that she would get. One time my mom heated up a microwave mac and cheese for my little sister's lunch. My little sister ate it, and asked for a second. As my mom went to put the second mac and cheese in the microwave... she noticed the expiration date.

Exp: 1986.

My sister was born in 1990.

This meal took place ~2003.

She never got sick, and still lives today.

Success? Or great success?

[Howard Roark]

ilu but I didn't know they had microwaveable mac and cheese in '86

[Linliel]

you'll be fine

[Zalius]

My great aunt was always giving us random microwavable meals that she would get. One time my mom heated up a microwave mac and cheese for my little sister's lunch. My little sister ate it, and asked for a second. As my mom went to put the second mac and cheese in the microwave... she noticed the expiration date.

Exp: 1986.

My sister was born in 1990.

This meal took place ~2003.

She never got sick, and still lives today.

Success? Or great success?

gonna need pics of sis to make sure theres no lesions

[Lochnessmonster]

Because of your support. I made it through the night. Thank you.

[Brill Weave]

You gonna die bitch.

[Abandon]

Because of your support. I made it through the night. Thank you.

You're welcome. Now kindly get out.

[Olo401]

If anything, you'll get extra protein from any fly larvae that might have eaten through the plastic bag into the muffin mix...

And yea condensed milk normally has a brown tint to it. It's basically concentrated lactose which is just a type of sugar.

[Lochnessmonster]

If anything, you'll get extra protein from any fly larvae that might have eaten through the plastic bag into the muffin mix...

And yea condensed milk normally has a brown tint to it. It's basically concentrated lactose which is just a type of sugar.

I'm relieved to hear this after eating another cupcake five minutes ago. I'm still concerned though. As I peeled the cupcake paper on the day old cupcake, strands of what appeared to be saliva stretched between the paper and cupcake. Can I get AIDS from cupcake spit?

Abandon, I'm only here because my fail-safe worked when I attempted to reactivate for FFXI. Otherwise, you'd probably hear me complain about cupcake dysentery in game.

[Cream Soda]

I remember my friend gave me a bowl of hollywood video expired for a year+ popcorn. I puked all over his rug like 3 times that night.